Teddy ❤️ Fucking 😘 Williams 😍 Knocks 🥰 It 💕 Out ♥️ Of 💙 The 💜 Park 💗 Fenway

This is giving yababaina….

The trio

**JAIL.**

funniest thing on tumblr 2024 ok

15 years ago today, inglourious basterds came out!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, FAVORITE MOVIE!!

HGUHHHHHHH ALIIE WOWOWOWOWSAWAAA SWOW LOVE IT!!

𝓲𝓷𝓲 𝓼𝓪𝓷𝓰𝓪𝓽 𝓮𝓹𝓲𝓴

(WARNING blood n gore. suicide-ish??) not too accurate depiction of frollo *fucking* dies. heh. bet you cant see the ref

HARDEST PIC OF 2024‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

Ok so I might be cummi-

FaceTime with pookie

This is the money Marge. Reblog for good fortune

THESE ARE SO FUN!!!

"Post-punk paperbacks" by Butcher Billy

Random IB HCs LESGOOOOO

- the reasons "inglourious basterds" is spelt like that, is because Aldo's southern ass didn't learn actual grammar and just carved it into his rifle based on the mouthfeel. (#iconic)

[ "Yep. That'll sure do"

"Sir that spells out basterds, are you sure th-"

"Utivich, get off my ass, will ya?" ]

- Hans likes blue cheese, and has one-time-or-another tricked Dieter (who fucking hates cheese) into eating it at a random German dinner event (Hellstrom's reaction is priceless, in Landa's words)

- Shoshanna's favorite movie is either L'Age D'or or Hôtel du Nord. Both were practically the first movies she ever watched. Ada showed them, and she used said films to practice projecting.

- Hirschberg can make a killer omelette.

- Aldo brews his own moonshine, for both the basterds to enjoy, AND to use as sterilizer for wounds and bodily damages.

- Wicki knows how to yodel. Did it once during a game of truth or date the basterds played while setting camp. Had a drink or two too much and just belted it out. The others have jokingly teased him for it ever since

- Frederick should fucKING KILL HIMSE-

YES!!!! (Both... both is good....)

Should I make Dieter Hellstrom fanfics? 😶😶😶

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If so, NSFW or SFW?