@itsnotevenreallyfunny Ok Tbh Neither Of Us Is All One Of Them But In My Head It Goes Somewhat Like This:

@itsnotevenreallyfunny ok tbh neither of us is all one of them but in my head it goes somewhat like this:

you: *drops hand sanitizer bottle on foot* OW FUCKING FUCKITY FLYING FUCKS you BITCHASS motherfucking SON OF A BITCH your mother never LOVED you would be better off if you just DIED IN A DITCH SOMEWHERE (also ref 100 points if you get it)

me, ranting about dostoevsky probably: *slams face-first into a chalkboard* ✨whoopsies✨ WhEn DiD tHaT gEt ThErE~

guy who says "FUCK!" to every minor inconvenience x guy who says "oopsie daisies" to earth shattering catastrophes

“I have nothing to hide” Asks

(stolen from @anothermarkiplierfan)

1. What are 4 tabs that you have open on your browser right now?

2. Have you ever thought about seriously harming someone?

3. How are you feeling emotionally right now?

4. What type of place(Like building) are you in right now?

5. Does anyone know your deepest, darkest secret?

6. Have you ever tried to feign mental illness for personal gain?

7. Do you have any enemies?

8. Do you have any people you only pretend to like?

9. What is one item that you never let anyone besides yourself look at or in?

10. Do you have any talents that people say you have but you don't believe you actually have?

11. Something you like that other people generally do not like?

12. Are you a Virgin?

13. Is there anyone that your grandma would hate that you are subscribed to on youtube?

14. Introvert or extrovert?

15. What is the most used application on your device?

16. How much fan fiction have you actually read?

17. Worst Fears?

18. Biggest mistake you've ever made?

19. Worst lie you've ever told?

20. Do you consider yourself a trustworthy person?

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asks please I BEG OF YOU someone ask me and ill actually respond isnt that absurd

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fyolesque

4 months ago

Had to ban the phrase “tricky dick” from my classroom during watergate lesson because saying the word dick in front of 30 fifteen year olds is like lighting a bomb and throwing it through the doorway but now they’re just calling him Richard the Treacherous like they’re all medieval peasants. gonna lose it

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fyolesque

4 months ago

Mori calls Chuuya into his office

Mori: Chuuya-kun I have a very special mission for you

Chuuya: *mildly annoyed* yes sir what is it?

Mori: well you know how much your ability has helped us in the past and how amazing of an asset you are to the Mafia…

Chuuya: what bullshit do I need to save Dazai from now?

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fyolesque

3 months ago