Rest In Fucking Pieces, Mr. Darcy

would you put a discarded fruit sticker on my forehead in whimsical jest yes or no

johann stepastian bach

when i land on the light dragon i bake a fruit cake on her head

Whenever I see the light dragon I say "Oh hang on it's the wife." I then proceed to launch up to her from the nearest tower. Skydive to land on her head. Run down her spine to collect shards. Run back to her head. Smooch her on the nose. Fire an arrow into her horn then leap off to skydive after the falling piece. Grab it midair and land safely on the ground. Looking back I say "Thanks honey see you later" then proceed to go about whatever I was doing like that was no biggie.

Newsies, “i lik the bred“ style

my name is dave and wen its nite, or wen for wages i must fite and ruls ar ruls i cant obey - i open gate. i seze the day.

pride and prejudice enjoyers when the main characters make choices based on both their pride and their prejudice

#kara lindsay #are you ok