Happy Saint Patrick’s Day!

Punchy and crunchy

Why did Elon Musk divorce his wife?

He heard marriage is a union.

My gender is fluider than yours

To anyone wondering if it's worth it to tear down fascist posters or whatever. I spent a few months last year engaged in silent battle with another student at my school who was putting anti trans stickers up everywhere. I had it down to a system where every night I would walk the five block radius they went up in, and tear down all the ones I could reach, and use a stick to put duct tape over the others. Like, within hours of the stickers going up, I would have already purged the whole zone. I knew the basic schedule of whoever put them up based on when and where the stickers appeared. I probably could have found them in person if I'd wanted to. And I told all my classmates and friends what the stickers looked like and got them to rip them down too. And after a few months of this, the stickers slowed, and then stopped forever.

My point is, a lot of this fashy or right wing stuff is one local weirdo. And if you pay attention, and do a little light organizing with your friends, you can basically make their efforts into a giant sisyphisean exercise in misery. You control your streets!

It was the Ides of March yesterday and no tyrannical world leaders were assassinated. I’m incredibly disappointed in the world.

Me casually vibing then seeing him throwing it back in the background almost made me spit out my drink with laughter

was singing along to dangerous during the live but had to stop to laugh my heart out when i saw hermes twerking

My life is fighting the urge to google wether sea slugs have ears in the middle of a conversation.

Fuck you too 💛

my sibling has found my account and now follows me. despite this, i will obviously still be posting whatever i want. fuck you penguin 💜

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