AU Where Instead Of Being Spies The Slough House Gang Are In An Unsuccessful Punk Band Called Idiot Activity.

Jack Lowden as River Cartwright SLOW HORSES 3.04 “Uninvited Guests”

So I gather that there's some disagreement on the internet over whether Dr. Frank Langdon is an evil manipulative meanie or a hapless victim of addiction as a disease but can we all at least agree that whatever fuckass dinosaur of a doctor prescribed him benzos for low back pain like it's Y2K needs to be on a prescription monitoring plan? Goddamn man, maybe look at a guideline from this decade before handing out highly addictive meds of dubious benefit like Jolly Ranchers on Halloween?

(BTW I don't think Langdon actually has serious ongoing chronic pain. I think he minorly fucked his back once and probably would have been fine in the long term with some good PT but he didn't do the exercises because it was Covid and he was too busy working. So it kept bothering him and he had the misfortune of a benzo Rx landing in his addiction-prone personality lap and fast forward to present day here we are. /headcanon)

the best lord of the rings thing ive seen is the headcanon that gimli is like Prince Tier of beauty for dwarves and is absolutely stunning and legolas is like, for an elf, absolute butt ugly like relatively and everyones always like gimli how could you marry such a shit tier ugly ass elf and gimli is like ach.. nae…i love him

moodboards + mel/frank/kingdon

my prayers have been answered

dr. sharp angles and dr. soft curves

(hidden angst explained in tags)

Reblogging for #2

some more for the collection while i finish writing the fic!

Jack Lowden as River Cartwright Slow Horses – S04E03 – Penny for Your Thoughts

The Pitt – 1.03: 9:00 A.M.

You need help. What about you, man? What about you? I'm not the only one who's a little fucked up here, Robby. Why don't you look in the mirror?