Listened To Them Rant Abt Nerdy Things For Like Over An Hour And Im Just Like Sitting There With Hearts

i have literally no energy left and i feel like im gonna die if i get up off the couch i legitamately think i might die if i leave the couch and my mom keeps telling me that i just "need to get up and finish cleaning" and that i "dont understand the consequences of not finishing the cleaning" and i have literally told her that i think im gonna die if i get up and she just walked away and went "ARGH" and it feels like shit and i cant control my feelings. all i want to do is watch tv. is it really that bad? y'all spend WAY more time on screens than me and y'all are about the same level of fine as me (if not much better) what does it matter if i watch tv for 4 hours if the alternative is mental agony?

im not even kidding i researched oceanography institutes and their distance to a (fake) address in berkley just for this post. am i insane? yes. do i care? no.

god i just want to kiss her so bad

i want her to kiss me on the way out of our shared apartment in berkley before she grabs her coffee and keys and walks out the door to her job at the uc berkeley oceanography institute. then at her lunch break, she texts me a photo of the lunch i packed her and a selfie of her doing kissy lips and saying "thank you for the lunch, my love" and i'll send her a selfie back and say "of course! love you! can't wait for our date tonight, you booked the dog sitter, right?" and she'll say "oh shit i forgot" and i'll say "babe im just kidding, the downstairs neighbors said they'd watch luna, remember?" and she'd send back the sighing emoji and then say "i gotta run, see you tonight!" with a red heart emoji

nooo not my rizzler!!

DO IT or ill throw a pig at you (the pig will be fine, i cant say the same for y'all)

@sizzlingcandyjellyfishhhhhh @woollychicken @thatlesbianmallgoth @littlechaoscryptid

 A friend threatened me to repost so I will!

Basically, there r tons of fake asses on tumblr who just want comments and followers, so someone started this to see who's actually a good friend. Everyone I tag better repost (and tag other people and preferably threaten them in a creative way as well) bc I'm high on caffeine and newfound lesbianism and will resort to violence.

@ey-theys-was-coronas

@fangirlhehe

I would tag more people but they're the only ones I've really interacted with-

my idol

oh my god so theres this girl at my school named laura and she is my absolute idol. she has a septum AND two regular nose peircings, an eyebrow ring, her hair is black with purple streaks, she always has the coolest clothes ever and she has a bunch of tattoos. oml shes so cool. shes literally my idol

wanna give these to her and kiss her on the cheek on a random tuesday just because i love her so much

♡ @pinkfairies

her (again)

she went to a kendrick concert the other day and the pictures are so freaking cute

shes so cute and pretty

no shes not

the love of your life is on this website KEEP SCROLLING

this is how i feel about "girl". ik its just a word ppl use like dude and bro and stuff i just really dont like it in relation to me. yeah you can say "girl is gender neutral" but it isn't to me. call other people girl, idgaf! but dont call me girl.

imagine if someone just like started addressing you as Dipshit, like youre just talking about your day & they say "no way Dipshit, that's crazy." and then maybe you say to them that you would prefer not to be addressed as Dipshit & their response is "well in my major metropolitan area 'Dipshit' is not considered an insult. im not saying i think youre stupid when i call you Dipshit, i call my mom dipshit all the time" so you say Thats cool but please dont call Me that. and then they just repeat that it's something they say daily, they call all of their best friends & lovers dipshits & are called dipshit in return. "my grandma calls me dipshit at the dinner table, it doesnt mean anything." so you say Yes i understand that your friends & grandma arent bothered by being called Dipshit but *i* am, & i would prefer if you didnt address me as that. and they say "it's literally not possible for me to stop calling you dipshit, and it's not reasonable for you to ask me to, dipshit." anyway this post is about nothing in particular

yeah. especially her.

YALL THOUGHT I WAS TAKING A BREAK FROM POSTING ABOUT HER?? NAH I CAN BE DEPRESSED AND IN LOVE AT THE SAME TIME BITCH

Girls.