At The Culmination Of Their Magical Career, Each Wizard Is Told To Look Deep Into Their Heart And Develop

January was a tough year but we made it

seeing straight men be disgusted by booktok smut recommenders has actually radicalized me to the side of booktok smut recommenders. girls your taste may be atrocious but i will never disparage you for exposing mainstream discourse to the concept of soaking through your underwear. spent my whole life listening to men talk about penises it’s about time they get jumpscared by women talking about pussy in crude detail on social media. go forth and goon my warriors

do me a favor and reblog this and put in the tags what time it is for you and what you're currently doing/thinking about

I don’t give a fuck about canon, Frodo, Kili, and fili are and forever will be cousins in my eyes

absolutely love this post on the broadway subreddit

and my favourite comment:

MANIFESTING

I think that banana bread is a very hobbit-like food. I could imagine Bilbo having a slice with his tea. The thing is I cannot for the life of me imagine a fucking banana in Middle-Earth. They don’t belong there. Solution: banana bread just spawns in the Shire and no one fucking knows where it comes from