Sorry If This Is Controversial But If You’re Rude To Cashiers I Think You Should. Idk. Explode

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I HAVE DISCOVERED HOW TO MAKE EDITS ON CANVA I AM UNSTOPPABLE

🍂 ‘When death’ll close my eyelids

And my race on earth is run,

Will you miss me when I’m gone?’ 🍂

it's just me and my gay fanfics against the world

my thing i haven’t made is so good 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

twelve years of it, in azkaban.

I rewatched Dead Poets Society a few weeks ago and felt inspired to write this contrapuntal poem :)

1973 ☆

Rosekiller having a gender reveal party for their kid. And everyone's super confused bc why would Rosekiller care about such a heteronormative tradition

But then the party happens and the inside of the cake is green. And rosekiller is screaming about the evil alien baby they're going to have and how it's going to help them take over thw world and everyone's like "yeah this makes more sense"

Fuck drugs. Have you ever been addicted to reading angsty fanfics about Harry Potter's dead parents and their friends? That shit will kill you.