Senior Advice P1.

Just Guard Things

No matter how short your nails are, one will always be broken

“You just gotta .... crank that bitch out.”

-Me showing off a big 45

Nor will there ever be

just color guard things: bruised fingertips

Wow rifles are really thicc

I joined guard after I tried joining the band program but because the school I came from had an infamously bad program the director sent me down to the guard. I was heartbroken because I had my mallets and a piece I had been practicing for the last few months. Regardless, In the end, I’m way happier in Guard.

Usually I’m not like this but please follow this blog I wanna feel like it’s actually good for something because I’m particularly excited about making it

What if you live on the Great Plains? Then what?

The worst part of winter guard is not being able to practice outside

I blame you

Me: Can I barrow your glove?

Older Friend: Sure, but she’s a little smelly

(puts on glove)

Me: HOE DAMN THIS IS NOT A LITTLE SMELLY! GONNA KNOCK A BITCH OUT WITH THIS FOUL SCENT OF DEATH!!!

Shit I’ve heard Band say

“A triangle could be hanging from your earlobe all I care is that you sound good”

“Put those balloons BACK in my locker!!!”

“Banana Pipeline. Like from Brazil to Times Square. No it’s only slightly puréed”

“You told me to take what I want.” -Freshman

“That’s called STEALING BITCH!!” -Senior

“I love the crunch of a frozen chicken nugget.”

“When in doubt pull out!” -Director to horns

“I AM THE MESIAH!!!” -A trumpet

Clarinets without a doubt. Seen one of those crazy kids yeet a triple with a CLARINET learned by ONLY WATCHING the weapons

-Growing-up-guard

what instrument is the most yeetable?