Davey: Why, dear god, is the building on fire?
Jack: a dragon sneezed
Race: tried to light a cig with a flamethrower
Albert: dropped my latest mixtape
Davey: Crutchie, please, tell me what happened
Crutchie: um
[Flashback to Crutchie arguing with Race that it was impossible for a fire extinguisher to catch on fire]
Crutchie: i don’t remember
Peter: Mr. Stark Mr. Stark Mr. Stark Mr. Stark Mr. Stark Mr. Stark Mr. Stark Mr. Stark Mr. Stark Mr. Stark Mr. Stark
Tony: what
Peter: hi 💜💗💖💙💓💚❤️💖💘💛💕🧡💓💙💗💚💜💕💛💘🧡💚💖🧡💗💜💕💙💘💚💓💗💛💞
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YA literature? You mean books about Super Special White Girl and Her Mysterious Brooding Boyfriend?
Car sex just got a helluva lot easier.
Lmao remember when Snape asked Voldemort if he would only kill James and Harry and spare Lily haha what a hero!!!!
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i love how “one song glory,” the song about roger’s struggle to write one incredible, amazing song before he dies, is one of the best songs in RENT… and then, “your eyes,” the song roger actually writes at the end is, hands down, the worst one
When you start a series that is already complete and you don’t have to wait for the next book:
Hi As you may be aware of, reality sucks.And life is really good at shoving it in our faces. This blog is for all of you who life is being a bitch to.Just be happy for a little while and scroll through this stuff
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