Just some of my Mulder and Scully head cannons.
Mulder never unties his sneakers, just crams his feet into them and goes
Scully loves to sleep in
Mulder hums classical music around his home
They both never use a coaster, three coffee rings all over their office and homes
Mulder’s habit of falling asleep on the couch in front of the TV drives Scully crazy
Mulder has an unlimited supply of soft T-shirt’s, Scully has an unlimited supply of comfy sweaters
Mulder is almost always at the office first
Any time something goes missing in the office, Scully sarcastically says “It’s aliens, Mulder.” To which he responds “ha. Ha.” .
coping with being unable to go to any music festivals this year by drawing these men in cunty little festival outfits
happy “what i don’t often say is that i loved david the most” wednesday
What’s a stereotypical food from ur culture that u absolutely love.
i cant stop laughinf.....why does he sound like that
Davy: Let me make myself clear, I don’t like you.
Peter: Okay, then get off my lap.
Davy: …No.
well tell me, mr tv man, just where you make your moral stand?
reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead
Mike: *preening in front of mirror* wow I need to trim these split ends!
Micky: guess we’ll have to go to the barber.
Mike: *taking off his hat to trim the puffball on the end* why would we do that?
When I forget to do something, I say “Fuck” in a specific tone of voice. Fuck is not a word I say by itself often (usually it’s in a phrase). Then, whenever I do say “fuck” again later that day or the next, I remember the other thing I forgot to do, which I can sometimes do right then, or sometimes I build up a list of things I forgot, but anyway the “Fuck” helps me remember them so I don’t go three months without having done whatever it is or forgot it existed.
He/They, I do fic and head cannon requests for Monkees, Stranger Things, Percy Jackson, Marauders/Harry Potter, Umbrella Academy, Henry Danger, Keep off My Grass, Infernal Devices, Brokeback Mountain, and I'll try my hand at almost anything. Don't be shy! I am welcoming to all beliefs, preferences, identities, content requests, etc. as long as they are not damaging or harmful to any one or group.
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