If Jennifer Walters And Matt Murdock Break Up I Will Be Hiring Them To Sue Marvel Studios

Belated Happy Birthday to Bullets! Love ya babygirl!

LET HANK PYM TALK ABOUT HIS ANTS!!! PLEASE

My parents don’t understand what privacy means.

They think that if they knock on my door they can open it to come in, they don’t wait for a reply or anything they just knock and then come in. Then they get mad if I lock my door for fucking privacy. Like, really? But they also get mad if I knock and then immediately come in.

we stopped at a dunkin donuts and this male karen is complaining about how its been 15 minutes since he ordered his iced coffee but there are like 30 other people here all waiting on our orders and two staff members

We’re learning about genes in science class and an ad for something with Patrick Stewart came on and everyone was like ‘Wasn’t he Professor X?” X-genes.

Wait so when did we come up with the idea that Clint likes to hide in vents?

I was just watching a video on Multiverse of Madness and so I was thinking and my mind was like what if instead of the pizza man and credit scene we had something like this

[Credits end and screen goes dark]

[Scarlet light appears]

[A very banged up Wanda climbs out from the rubble of her temp!e]

[Wanda looks straight into camera]

Wanda: What? You really thought I was dead?

[A portal opens behind her]

[Loki and Slyvie step out of portal with What If? Dr. Strange]

[Wanda turns around]

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Loki: Scarlet Witch, I heard stories about you growing up

Wanda: Really? Why are you here, Loki

Slyvie: Kang the conqueror is dead. There will be an all out multiversal war. We need your help

Wanda: Why not any of the other Wanda Maximoffs?

Dr. Strange: Your universe is the most powerful, your the most powerful Scarlet Witch out there. We need you to help us protect the Multiverse

[Wandas eyes start to faintly glow]

Wanda: Why should I believe you?

[The Watcher appears behind the group]

The Watcher: Because, We've already had to deal with one threat. And we didn't call you in, but the Multiverse is difficult broken. I'm asking you to join the Guardians of The Multiverse

[Wanda looks back at the camera]

Wanda: Why not?

[Screen goes black]

Tell me what you think!

So i decided to rewatch The Giggle this time with my four year old brother because he liked Doctor Who because he likes most of the things I do and also aliens and time travel and stuff are really appealing to four year old boys. Anyways, so I’m watching it and we’re at the part where the Doctors are challenging the Toymaker to a game and my brother goes “Push him off the building.” just completely out of pocket and I’m still dying

I can't believe Queen Elizabeth is dead. I truly thought she was gonna live forever. She was an amazing queen (from what I know, I'm American) she formed a sort of friendship with america. She once broke protocol and played the U.S. National Anthem in 2001. She left behind a legacy that will leave a mark on history and I hope she knew that. R.I.P Queen Elizabeth

The Black Parade turned on the radio today and I wasn't paying attention till I heard the first note and my head turned faster than quicksilver to see what song it was. I truly am emo

My heart skipped a beat I swear