Crunch Munch

Shoutout to Baldurs Gate 3 for having a magical girl transformation sequence but instead of a teenager in a short skirt it's a lesbian aasimar paladin in full plate about to open 13 cans of fucking whoop ass

OH COME ON

How come

The princes

In Barbie movies

From the

2000s are

So gender?

WHAT

WHAT

WHAT

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SCOOBY-DOO!!

My graduation made us open our gowns to see if we were smuggling anything in. They took my water bottle full of water, but they didn’t see the massive speaker i had in my pocket so I could blast Schools Out by Alice Cooper

Marks and Rec: Misc #2601

Incorrect quote but correct energy. (Dialogue from tumblr.)

Thinking about the fact that Mabel and Dipper didn't know they had two great uncles.

Yeah they are 12 and at 12 I had a shotty understanding of my family tree- But really? Nobody brought up their great uncle? Stanley? Especially since they'll be staying with his twin brother, Stanford?

Shermie never went to Stan's fake funeral, which to me means the twos relationship was strained on some level. If Shermie is older that means his view of Stan was poisoned in some way, that even as kids they weren't close. If the Shermie is younger then he never even got to meet Stan and all he knew about him was how he failed his family. Hell, people probably barely mentioned Stanley TO Shermie.

The fact that Stan had become a black stain upon the Pines family name makes me so vividly upset. Stanley faked his death and the family just- seemingly decided to strike him from the record. To pretend he didn't existed to spare themselves the sadness and shame.

Stanford and Shermie Pines. The only children worth mentioning of Filbrick and Caryn Pines.

It was never Stanford that was lost to the world. It was Stanley, ever since he had to leave New Jersy- it was always him that had to be struck from the record. Change his name, change his state, change his affiliations, destroy the remains of ghost that was Stanley Pines. Kill him so the family doesn't bring him up, doesn't ask questions, stops asking "Stanford" about his twin.

I just keep thinking about the fact that since the day he made one single mistake all the way up until Ford walks out of that machine- Stanley Pines was killed and did not exist. And Stan himself had no one to blame, he had to play the part in his own demise- He is the only one who ever knew Stanley was alive and has been for decades.

He lives in the multitudes of every personality he's ever taken, all in the hope that he himself can stop being Stanley Pines.

Quick reminder that it's always morally correct to punch nazis.

I refuse to let this shitty Miraak post I made in two minutes outdo the art of him I did in like 5 hours

Miraak

IM SO NORMAL. IM SO NORMAL ABT HIM. I WANT TO GIVE HIM THE BIGGEST SMOOCH EVER

Shoutout to @five-a-battery for reenacting a very dramatic and heart wrenching scene where the companions react to a character being taken to inquisitorius with the intent of being brainwashed into a sith in our star wars fic trilogy with legos