Do Vampires Get Vitamin D Deficiency From Lack Of Sunlight?

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Milk is in the flask, what kind? Depends on the severity of its crimes.

Can someone check on my brain please? It’s been sitting in the corner grumbling about cluedo for half an hour now and I’m not sure what’s in the flask it’s holding

When you get in the shower but the water is too cold/hot so you swerve

I asked my parents if I could get a Brown Betty (aka a mini teapot).

My parents were alarmed by this because I don’t tend to enjoy warm beverages (coffee, tea, hot chocolate, etc.)

I said I wanted one for myself because I can put anything I want in it. And I would love for this to happen:

Brenda(? or someone): oh tea, how sophisticated.

Me: no it’s redbull

Brenda: w-what?

Me: Brenda, I was up till 3am let me drink my redbull

I know y’all probably won’t care but something pretty funny happened in my Math class.

I asked a question pertaining to something in the lesson (it had something to do with square roots and negitive signs).

It went as follows

Teacher: okay so if you wrote it like that you get something we call an imaginary number

Me (directly afterwards): so I was confused when we started adding the alphabet to Math now we are adding IMAGINARY NUMBERS?!!?

Teacher: well, you don’t do them in [insert grade] yet

Another student: so your telling me that we are gonna use nonexistent numbers?

Teacher: not nonexistent but imaginary

Same student: THAT’S THE SAME THING!

Scp containment breach

I just need a little hope

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✨🍂🎃october won't be a shit storm🎃🍂✨

✨🍂🎃october won't be a shit storm🎃🍂✨

✨🍂🎃october won't be a shit storm🎃🍂✨

✨🍂🎃october won't be a shit storm🎃🍂✨

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Reblog this post if you are NOT a white, fully abled, neurotypical, heterosexual, cisgender male.

Someone told me recently to write an autobiography after hearing about 65% of my lives (yes I know that isn’t correct) chaos.

So what are your opinions?

Like I know only four people will probably see this but still.