If You’re “back” Does This Mean I Can Keep Sending In Asks About Old Men

https://www.pinterest.com/pin/478014947941024472/ he looks like he showers once a month but i wanna fuck him so baddd aghhh

it’s fine i’ll clean him 🤗🤗 HES SO CUTE THO IM GONNA

Where are you girl? I miss your unhinged posts on my feed 😭❤️

HELPP

thank you guys so much for asking abt me in dms and asks and stuff, it’s literally so cute and sweet of you guys are you kidding me 😭🫶🫶

it’s been hell not being able to unleash my unhinged thoughts so i will be posting effective immediately 👩‍⚖️

i litch only read the first chapter of ur story and im inlove already wtf i have so so so many thoughts and like questions and like UGH ITS ONLY THE FIRST CHAPTER EHY AM I ATTACHED.

im gonna sleep and make a prediction and see if im right when i bindge read ur story tomorrow😋😋

I LOVE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH????

here are some fuckass looking emojis that genuinely make me laugh my ass off from how stupid they look:

😦😮 what are they so shocked about???

😲and how come this one has american girl doll teeth

🤗 and i’m sorry but he shouldn’t be so happy. and put those fucking baby hands away it’s scaring me…

🦭why is he seducing me

🦧ITS SO STUPID I CANT

🐲 don’t look at me like that

📟 idk the pager is actually cute

🪺 i remember the day i found this emoji…i laughed for days and i still do but i don’t know why, it’s just so silly

✯ 𝙟𝙖𝙨𝙤𝙣 𝙣𝙚𝙬𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙙 ✯

｡ 𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘴

｡ 𝘷𝘪𝘳𝘨𝘪𝘯 𝘫𝘢𝘴𝘰𝘯 𝘨𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢 𝘣𝘭𝘰𝘸𝘫𝘰𝘣

rtl james brain rot...I'm just imagining being his gf. ofc he's horny all the time but he knows you're a virgin so he doesn't rush you into anything you aren't comfy with. you've been dating for like 2 months already and you decide it's time. y/n wants to initiate but she's a lil nervous but it doesn't take too long for James to take the hint. this takes place in y/n's room and James makes sure to be super sweet and to take it slow. it hurts just a lil at first but it's such a sweet and satisfying experience for both :(

he’d be the sweetest person ever during your first time stop:(( he wouldn’t pressure you at all and when you were finally ready for sex, he asked you if you were sure like a million times at least

he’d stretch you out with his fingers first, just so you could be a little more comfortable. when he lines himself with your entrance, he presses the sweetest kisses ever against your face to distract you from the pain. he doesn’t bottom out during your first time, he wants this to be purely about you and you only. he’s trying his hardest not to start moving and to wait for you to adjust, but the way you’re squirming and whimpering is making him go feral

he wants your first time to be as close and intimate as possible, so he would lean on top of you, holding himself up using his elbows so he doesn’t crush you. once you give him the okay, he starts moving super slowly so he doesn’t hurt you. it’s a weird feeling, being so full but it’s a feeling you wanna get used to.

“relax, baby, it’s okay. i’ve got you.” he’d murmur in your ear when you feel tense. he’d rub your clit softly to you you ease up a little, causing you to gasp and moan softly against his ear, making this whole thing worth the wait since he finds your little noises so rewarding. he leans down to grab your lips in a soft kiss, smiling against you.

“god, you’re so tight,” he moans. “you’re doing so good for me, fuck. so fucking good.” he’d brush your damp hair away from your face, kissing next to your ear and jaw not caring if you were both sweaty. when you start to clench around him repeatedly, he could’ve came right then and there, but he wanted you to finish first.

“james, i’m.. i’m-” he’d cut you off with another sweet kiss.

“i know, baby, i know.” he’s trying his hardest not to fuck you fast and hard, but with the faces your making, his slow speed was slowly becoming more and more nonexistent. whenever he notices he’s going too fast, he slows down again, not wanting to hurt you. your orgasm triggers his, his weight almost fully on top of you as he lets out pleasuring groans.

you wince when he pulls out, not liking the feeling of being empty again and the feeling of both you and james’ cum leaking out. he leaves for a minute and then comes back with a cloth, wiping you clean. he beams at you, finding your fucked out state so angelic.

he goes back in bed next to you, wrapping his arms around you to keep you close to him “you were amazing, baby. good girl. so good for me.” he’d keep kissing you, drawing sweet patterns on your skin as you both drift off to sleep<333

i will kms i need this right fucking now. HE WOULD BE THE SWEETEST MOST CUTEST THING EVER DURING YOUR FIRST TIME I SWEAR, MUMBLING NICE ENCOURAGING WORDS AGAINST YOU

who tf is this ‘y/n’ and why is she living everyone’s dream rn

the fact that she’s not in my bed rn is so homophobic

THE GAYS ARE SCREAMING i need a fic about joan using a vibrator on you please p i’m begging!! i am PLEADING.

ENOUGH OH MY GOD.

joan would have you back to chest (yes i’m obsessed with this position bare with me), vibrator running up and down your clit, then circling your sensitive hole with it. she’d have her fingers inside you, pressing the vibrator on her hand so the vibrations course through her fingers and up into your sweet spot. you’d be squirming and crying for her, begging her to let you cum but every time you get close she takes the vibrator away, causing frustrated tears to stream down your face. she’d be encouraging you, saying “you’re okay baby. look how good you’ve been doing. i know you can take it. my strong girl.” omsbdkdgddk

she’d press the vibrator down on your clit hard, repeating “don’t cum” over and over as you whine and scream because you’re fighting with every ounce of strength you have not to. then her fingers rub up on that spot inside you and you can’t help yourself any longer, shaking apart in her arms, saying “sorry, i’m so sorry, i’m sorry” over and over again.

she’d pull her fingers out, kissing your forehead. she maybe went a little too hard on you tonight. “‘s okay, you did so well for me. couldn’t take it anymore could you? i know… i forgive you.”

her hand would drop the vibrator, massaging your sore muscles from being strained in a near split for so long, continuing to tell you how well you did for her and how beautiful you looked.

NEW CHAPTER!!!

go read or else

the way i fainted

Oh it’s so over