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pro sex tip: when you’re having sex and you feel like you’re about to come, whisper bill repeatedly into your partner’s ear

keep repeating and raise your voice until you’re almost over the edge. as you come, shout bill nye the science guy! in a deep voice

and make sure to congratulate your partner by kissing them softly and whispering science rules against their eager lips. 

She still hates it when I close the door to the bathroom.

Somehow this was my email signature for months without me changing it.

Silly Gif, shoes are for feet, not cat faces!

Why does she drink water with her paw???