Born To Be Pocket Sized

Being new to Tumblr feels like being a gardener, I'm gonna take my little rake it push at the soil beneath what I hope will lead to fond memories AND BEING ABLE TO PET A COW

*Slaps onto window and then opens it*

Tumblr is definitely something I know how to do yes. How are those mental illnesses?

I think I will either use this account to post art, writing, and/ or keep track of my swimming progress 🤩

They’re both famous in their own towns and sometimes news passes of the success of the other from town to town. At the beginning of their breakup they hate it but over time they’re excited to hear each new thing that the other accomplishes. When they finally meet again they get to talk about how each progress happened, and they are so proud of each other when before they were almost rivals. Passive aggressive couple you only bring over once a year esque.

every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt

I love washing my hands when I have dirt or marker on them and watching it disappear. I know I made the hand washing Olympics

I LOVE FOAMING HAND SOAP!!!!!!

Warning: when putting those little butter packets things with the shiny cover take off the cover it is not just pretty shiny shiny it is aluminum foil

WHO WAS GOING TO TELL ME MAN >:P

me when i wanna talk about my special interests but i got the vampire autism where you gotta invite me to talk about smth first, otherwise i wont say shit or dont know what to say because i feel like im annoying

All of these XD

reblog if you’re gay, shy or a fucking idiot