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Ariel 🧜‍♀️

THIS IS THE BEST THING IVE EVER SEEN LOOK AT IT JUST LOOK AT IT

what good comes of something when I’m just the ghost of nothing?

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

I’m so excited to put all of my efforts into trying to be a good driver to statistically be hit by an idiot who only cares about themselves

me when i wanna talk about my special interests but i got the vampire autism where you gotta invite me to talk about smth first, otherwise i wont say shit or dont know what to say because i feel like im annoying

Your fish bowl must be very reflective mrs Fosh

oh my fucking lord. just had a thought. about you. you are literally so pretty have you seen yourself

hot damg

YOU’RE TOO LATE!!!

Jessica Alexander was pure evil. 😈

(via meanboysclub)

our founding fathers died so that I could wear thigh-high socks, cute makeup, and go to Walmart. and live.