Things Bts has said that sound like incorrect quotes but it’s 100% organic. Whether you like Bts or not, these are funny you are welcome to enjoy.
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WARNINGS: VIOLENCE, CURSING, MENTION OF BLOOD. MENTION OF A GUN.
“Is that really all you got?”
“Come on, you can do better than that.”
“I’m not even sweating yet.”
“Think I broke more of a sweat
“I’m sure you can hit me if you try hard enough. I believe in you.”
“So close.”
“You’re… boring me.”
“I expected more.”
“Why couldn’t the cops deal with you?”
“Oh, no.”
“I’m sooo scared.”
“Honestly, if you weren’t threatening actual lives, you’d be more of a nuisance, really.”
“This is what I was called for? You?”
“What… is this?”
“Do you want me to slow down for you?”
“If it makes you feel better, I’ll let you get a hit in.”
“This is stupid. Goodnight.”
“Don’t worry, I’m sure you’ll be good enough to beat me one day.”
“Come and get it.”
“That actually hurt. Wow.”
“Compared to my usual crowd, you’re nothing.”
“Get out of my way.”
“Move.”
“Having fun?”
“Aw, you’re not hurt already, are you?”
“I was just playing. Surely you can take more.”
“Oh my, is that blood? Just from that?”
“You have to get through me!”
“Shut up!”
“I can keep going.”
“This— this is nothing.”
“I’ll make you regret saying that!”
“Then let me make this a little more challenging!”
“Of course it hurts, dipshit.”
“You should be scared.”
“Stop— stop taunting me!”
“Fun? Fun? Don’t insult me.”
“I’ll show you better!”
“I can’t stand you.”
“Get out of my way!”
“Over my dead body!”
“I won’t let you get to them.”
“I’ll make sure you can’t hurt anybody else.”
“Over my grave, you bastard.”
“I’ll take you down if it’s the last thing I do.”
“If I can’t take you down, I will never forgive myself.”
“Try and move me, I dare you!”
“You’re gonna regret that!”
“You want to see what I can do?”
“You’re nothing.”
“Keep taunting me and see what happens.”
“I’ll give you one chance, walk away.”
“Fine, I guess we’re doing this.”
“Y’know, talking during fighting isn’t very professional!”
“Dammit, all right, here we go!”
You have a stupid smirk on your face, and I’m just trying to be serious. Why are you like this? Can we fight already?
Why are you taunting me? Stop— stop dancing. We’re in the middle of a fight.
When the cops/superhero/my friend told me what you were doing, I wanted to stay in bed. And now that I’m here, I’m thinking that maybe I should have.
Is that bomb fake or real. I can never tell with you.
I’m bleeding from your knife/kicks/punches, but I’m not gonna stop fighting until you’re finally taken down.
Every time you taunt me, I see red, and you know this. I should be stronger, but I’m not.
I won’t let you hurt the people I love. Not while I’m still breathing.
You notice that I’m breathing heavy, and you just keep smirking. I— I can keep going. I can.
We used to be friends, what happened to us? Why do we always have to fight?
If you’d just put that gun/remote/knife, we could go home, y’know? We don’t have to keep fighting.
You’re not fighting like you used to, what happened?
This is pathetic and a waste of my time, you’re in my way.
You’ve gotten weaker, I can’t help but let a smirk cross my lips, this is almost… funny.
You stumble against the wall with half-lidded eyes. It’d be so easy to just stroll by you, but for some reason, I can’t help but keep taunting you.
You hate me. I hate you. Yet, taunting you is one of my favorite things to do.
It’s long overdue but finally, it’s Hobie’s turn
Jung Ho Seok, 정호석
18.02.1994, Aquarius
Was in the dance group - NEURON
Even back in the day, he was known for his dancing skills
Baby was born to be one of the greatest dancers of our generation
He auditioned for JYP Ent.
Went to the same dance academy as B.A.P’s Zelo in Gwangju
Smile Hoya~
Hobie Hobie Kyo Kyu
I’M YOUR HOPE, YOU’RE MY HOPE. I’M J-HOPE
J-HOPEEEEEEEEEEEE - Min Yoongi, anyday, anytime
He was a not as hopeful and cheerful but after getting his stage name, he became full of love and very happy
‘I think (the name) J-Hope is specialized for me’ - Jung Hoseok
My name is my life~
The time Hobie pretended to be at the gym by using Jimin’s legs
He was a tennis player and and obtained a bronze medal but there were only 3 teams 😂King of Tennis
Wrote MAMA for his mother who worked extremely hard for him to be able to attend dance academy and support his dreams
His sister, Jung Dawon, she is very beautiful and talented as well
Owns her own successful clothing line: Mejiwoo
Good genes and talent runs in the family
Their father is a literature teacher
His has a dog, Mickey who seems to have all the dog toys in the world and is so cute I can’t even
The voices Hobi makes when he talks to Mickey is so cute, like don’t @ me ok
It’s sweet he treats Mickey and talks to him like a baby
J-Hope trained to be a vocalist but Yoongi and Namjoon helped him to learn rapping, thus he was included in the rapline
His rapping skills are out of this world, he has such a unique and signature way of playing with his eunciations and voice, you can immediately recognize his rap and his voice
He’s a phenomenal singer as well
I can give you 100s of example but a few of my favorites are:
You Never Walk Alone
Make It Right (OMG 01:21, his freaking voice, there’s just something about how he sings this particular part that makes my heart feel so calm and happy)
Let Me Know
Save Me
Crystal Snow
MAMA (LIKE DUH)
Two! Three!
I mean I might as well list every single song he sang cause his voice is so clear and beautiful
Did I mention he’s a Dancing King?
Teaches the other members dance moves, he looks over the dance practices and choreography for the group
PAH PAH PAH
Despite being injured on stage or accidently hit on stage by another member, he does not hesitate the slightest bit and continues dancing
JUNG HOSEOK = PROFESSIONALISM
I don’t know about you but the little smiles and smirks that Hobie flashes during performances make me feel so giddy
He gets startled/scared very easily
I’m sorry but that Run Zombie episode was everything
I was crying and laughing
His laughter is music to my ears
Always laughs heartily
His beaming smile
He is basically our sunshine, our hope and our light 💜
He’s so damn extra with all the sound effects he makes I love it
PANG PANG PING PONG PONG PING PONG PONG PONG BARABONG barabong (admit it, you heard his voice in your head)
His expressions 😂especially when he’s excited or disgusted
During their 2015 Summer Package they went to the zoo to do a photoshoot and despite Hobie’s fear of snakes he tried to take pictures
I HATE SNAKEU
Has a driving license
HELLO DID Y’ALL SEE HIM DRIVE IN BON VOYAGE WTF HE LOOKS SO DAMN ATTRACTIVE WTF
It’s illegal to look so stunning in a simple white shirt but it’s Hoseok
When he was younger, his parents were very affectionate and she would pat him to sleep which became a habit
Now he caresses or strokes himself when he’s sleeping
His endearing habit of saying something and re-enacting it like Tennis
He starts swinging an imaginary racket including sound effects
Ho-Good
‘I LOVE SPRITE’
Chicken noodle soup with a soda on the side
His tribute to the original song, OH MAI GOD
Before releasing the song, he made sure to ask for permission and reach out to the original artists and creators, giving them credit
“I thought it was a track that can really express who I am. You know how ‘Hope World’ contains a lot of my own color, I did what I wanted to do and ‘Chicken Noodle Soup’ is the kind of music I wanted to do too, and I kept feeling sorrow over it.” Vlive (J- hope! 🍗🍜)
Such a great song
HOPE WORLD
WTF WHAT ARE YOU ALL DOING NOT STREAMING HIS MIXTAPE
IT’S SO AMAZING AND EVERY TRACK ONLY GETS BETTER WTF
How can someone be so talented, beautiful and such a nice human being
Hobie’s dance video was featured in Drake’s In My Feelings mv
Mang’s father
He struggled and had a hard time as a trainee and almost quit, which made Jungkook and Jimin cry cause they did not want him to quit
Namjoon told BH how vital J-Hope was and BTS needed him, the members needed him
Hobie returned and resumed his training cause he fully trusted the members
ILOVEYOUSOMUCH Hobie, thank you for coming back. Thank you for completing BTS 💜
O-SA-CAR O-SA-CAR VROOM VROOM VROOM
He wrote in a letter that despite their tiring and hard days, the reason why he’s able to endure and go on with is days is cause of ARMYS (I’m sobbing, I wanna give him a big hug)
He’s a hard-worker and a perfectionist
He over-worked himself to a point during their ‘BOY IN LUV’ shoot he fainted and had to be rushed to the hospital to get an IV drip
“I think a flower is beautiful when it blooms and fades, I will be a flower-like singer for all of you.”
When asked about most beautiful moment in his life is every moment spent with ARMY. He said this:
“They sing along to our songs and cheer us on, this alone is so touching. I think I’ll never be able to feel or experience these kind of emotions even if I’m born again. So I always think that this moment right here is my Hwa Yang Yeon Hwa.”
No matter how dark the future path is, you guys are always shining and lighting up the path for us. Thank you for participating in my life, I love you all
Produced and composed so many songs, the talent and artistry he has is insane
Talented brilliant incredible amazing show stopping spectacular never the same totally unique
Go on your own path even if you live for a day
Sometimes it can get so hard pretending that it’s okay
Even if I’m a little hurt, I’m okay
I don’t think of myself that valuable, I think of the others who I love that are valuable to me
He’s honestly so beautiful and special and I can go on and on for days about how amazing he is
2Seok
They reciprotate each other’s shenanigans
Always having fun and just goofing around
Helps Jin with dance practice and always encourages him
Both of them are naturally affectionate so they hug each other often
Sope/Yoonseok
SOPE - Otsukare (お疲れ)
J-HOPEEEEEEEEEEE
Yoongi and Hobie’s energy and personalities match so well
Hobie is always so extra and encouraging Yoongi which makes Yoongi hyped and react
Whenever Hobie does hip thrusts and Yoongi looks at him with his hand covering his mouth 😂
Let’s Hobie do whatever he wants to Yoongi
My babies 💜
*GIF* Same Yoongi same.
Namseok
94 liners
Namjoon said he often talks to J-Hope and J-Hope always motivates him to do and be better
Does not matter where or what they are doing, whenever Namjoon or Hobie is doing or saying something, the other is always there watching with a smile on their face
Ready to jump in and help
Always compliments each other
“Be more aggressive”
Those little smiles when they talk about their friendship or bromance
I need more Namseok moments 💜
JiHope
All the extra and entertaining things these 2 does makes me roll my eyes and laugh so much
Both of them are naturally affectionate so they are not afraid of skinship with each other
J-Hope loves to tease Jimin, their laughter together is music
Always makes Jimin laugh
Jimin has this soft and gentle smile whenever he’s with J-Hope, it’s so sweet
V-Hope
Rookie King Kiss
Tae always blushes when Hobie reminds him of that episode
That churro he tried to share with Tae 😂
“Whenever I see him, I say I like him 😍” Taehyung to J-Hope
Shows off whatever he buys or gets to J-Hope who always compliments and reacts positively which makes Tae smile
Wakes Tae up by hugging him
JungHope
J-Hope’s baby
Jungkook cried when J-Hope wanted to quit
No matter what happened, J-Hope always comforted Jungkook
Loves to hug each other, such babies 💜🥺
Hobie always worries about Jungkook and makes sure he’s careful during performances
Both of them are such softies for each other
You can see how much Jungkook respects and loves Hobie, both of them are so endearing
Maknae line hypes him so much it’s so loving
Despite being in the hyungline, Hobie always accommodates to everyone
Joins maknae line in doing silly things and encourages them
Despite everything he has been through, he’s such a positive and loving person who only thinks about us ARMYS and how he can reach out or comfort us with his song
I hope even on days he’s tired and not as energetic, everyone loves him
He’s such a special person and I love him so much
Thank you for being you Jung Hoseok, Thank you for existing.
A/N: Please tell me your thoughts by commenting or sending an ask cause it really means a lot 💜Hope everyone is safe and taking care of yourselves.
© cityoffandoms-yjn20, 2020. Do not copy, repost or translate without my permission.
because yeah i think it would be helpful if there was a comprehensive list of those, so
ANGST. want to cry? here's some onion for you.
fighting/intense
someone is injured
protective
reluctant allies
shedding a tear
secret relationship--getting caught and confronted
enemies to lovers
corruption arc
sentence starters
forbidden love
101 ways to break the characters (and readers) heart
broken trust
hit em where it hurts
for the damaged
short angst sentence starters
soft angst sentence starters
high pain tolerance
dark and angsty sentence starters
from the villain
SMUT / NSFW. having horny thoughts? endulge.
action prompts
subtle intimacy
sexual tension
kissing starters
smut dialogue prompts
sfw friends with benefits
types of kisses
soft dirty talk sentence starters
consent is sexy
spicy actions
subtle smut sentence starters
nonverbal sexual situations
bdsm and dom/sub prompts
build the tension
love and leashes
FLUFF. for when your heart needs healing.
simple actions.
forehead touches.
things done while spooning
things done while dancing
oblivious idiots in love
idiots in love
dancing prompts
dialogue prompts
simple touches
casual affections
soft and sweet sentence starters
types of hugs
comforting
domestic intimacy
comforting actions
soft touches
BITTERSWEET. for those who like to hurt and then soothed.
reassuring your lover
reassuring your lover pt. 2
sacred moments
hurt/comfort prompts.
hero x villain prompts
lovers in denial
comforting a lover after a nightmare
grumpy x sunshine
enemies with benefits
noticing trauma
all about the yearning
found family
nightmares and sleeping
reassuring
reunion after (physical) trauma
possessive/territorial
for the heavy hearted
enemies to lovers
hero x villain sentence starters
dissociation starters
intervention
enemies to lovers and lovers to enemies
i want it i got it. happy birthday yoongi ♡
“Shhh baby girl. It’s okay. Don’t move. Let daddy take care of the belly he gave you. Your back hurts too? Oh, poor thing. Let me take care of your bump first and then I’ll rub your back too. Just stay still and let daddy have his way with your beautiful body. Mhm. That’s it. You’re such a good girl..”
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