Being Scared Of The Dark As A Child Meant That Your Entire House Became The Setting Of A Real-life Horror

Leo DiCaprio at any age can get it and that’s that

I am so fucking proud of this man! A beautiful person inside and out, he deserves the whole fucking world. Sir Andrew Barron Murray, the GOAT is BACK!

Andy Murray defeats Stan Wawrinka 3-6, 6-4, 6-4 to win the Antwerp Open, his first title win since March 2017 and his first title since undergoing hip surgery.

Essendon Fixture Announcement Video

Round 1 vs Fremantle, Marvel Stadium Saturday March 21, 1:45pm Prince’s Purple Rain for the Purple Haze

Round 2 vs Sydney, SCG Friday March 27, 7:50pm Coffee for Sydney (thought Coffee was a Melbourne thing?)

Round 3 vs Carlton, MCG Thursday April 2, 7:25pm Carlton Hovercraft for the Blue baggers

Round 4 vs GWS, Marvel Stadium Saturday April 11, 7:25pm The BIG BIG Sound

Round 5 vs Adelaide, Adelaide Oval Thursday April 16, 7:10pm The iconic (and somewhat laughable) 2017 finals stare down

Round 6 vs Collingwood, MCG Saturday April 25, 4:20pm Nice touch with the poppies and Anzac appeal link not keen on the time slot

Round 7 vs Melbourne, MCG Sunday May 3, 3:20pm Snow goggles for ski season

Round 8 vs Geelong, MCG Saturday May 9, 4:35pm Country game comin’ at ya

Round 9 vs North Melbourne, Marvel Stadium Saturday May 16, 1:45pm Shinbonners! This one got me good

Round 10 vs Richmond, MCG Saturday May 23, 7:25pm Dream Time at the ‘G les go!

Round 11 vs Gold Coast, Marvel Stadium Sunday May 31, 1:10pm Sand and sunscreen, not that we’ll need it at that time of year ;)

Round 12 - BYE Week Worst week of the season

Round 13 vs West Coast, Optus Stadium Thursday June 11, 6:10pm Wet toast for West Coast this got me SENT

Round 14 vs St Kilda, Marvel Stadium Saturday June 20, 1:45pm Couple-a Jacks and a sneaky cat stealing one

Round 15 vs Western Bulldogs, Marvel Stadium Friday June 26, 7:50pm Dog dribble on a tennis ball, nothing worse

Round 16 vs Hawthorn, Marvel Stadium Thursday July 2, 7:20pm Pinchy pinchy

Round 17 vs GWS, Giants Stadium Saturday July 11, 4:35pm A visit to the west of the town to face the BIG BIG Sound

Round 18 vs North Melbourne, MCG Sunday July 19, 1:10pm Turn up the brightness lads, c’mon!

Round 19 vs Adelaide, Marvel Stadium Saturday July 25, 7:25pm A nod to the Tex x Arthur meme perhaps?

Round 20 vs Collingwood, MCG Saturday August 1, 1:45pm Woosha’s secret weapon against the pies

Round 21 vs Port Adelaide, Adelaide Oval Sunday August 9, 4:10pm This was too good to not turn it into a gif. Lets turn the power OFF

Round 22 vs Sydney, Marvel Stadium Saturday August 15, 7:25pm Cheeky little nod to this shocking decision

Round 23 vs Brisbane, Gabba TBC Things will be heating up. From the single greatest fixture announcement ever.

Thompson def Karlović 6-3, 7-6 (7-2) New York Open 2020

due to personal reasons im evil now

Arthur Fleck / Joker / Joaquin Phoenix: *Breathes*

Me:

Brb cryin

“I’m standing here on the shoulders of my favourite actor, Heath Ledger”

-Joaquin Phoenix, 2020 SAG Awards.

I just overheard her talking to her mate saying it was the best movie and that they have to go see it omfg yes mum!

I took my almost anti-movie mum to see Joker yesterday. She was convinced she’d get bored and leave to go to Kmart, not because of the movie, rather just because she can’t sit down for two hours. She loved it, we spoke about it the whole way home and I saw this on her FB. I don’t think I’ve ever been so proud ❤️

Back to where it all began #oldme

Happy birthday you beautiful, soft, beanie boi!