Chillin On A Saturday Night

Time won’t fly, it’s like I’m paralyzed by it.

THE FEDS RETREAT.

This is so fucking amazing to me.  

This has better pacing and comedic timing than most Hollywood movies

Alright, I need to have a chat with the teenagers that follow me, specifically regarding lying about your age and nsfw content. This isn’t directed at anyone, but I think it’s a convo that needs to be had in general.

I was a teenager once. I get it. Everyone lies about their age online. Maybe not to other people, but I’m sure every minor has clicked a ‘yeah, sure, I’m 18+” button at some point in their lives. I’m not here to shame you for that.

What I am here to say is it is vital that teenagers understand the difference between engaging in sexual content independently (ie, entering a fake birthday to access 18+ content), and lying about your age to engage in sexual activities with others online (joining discord servers/using nsfw channels intended for adults only/lying about your age to talk to nsfw content creators/commissioning nsfw art/etc).

Lying about your age to a website so you can look at porn is one thing. It’s an entirely independent experience, where the only consent that really matters is yours. Nobody has any power over you in this situation, and there’s about no chance of legal consequences.

However, lying about your age to other human beings is extremely different. If you’re engaging in nsfw roleplay with a friend about the same age as you, talking about sex with other teenagers, sharing nsfw fics among friends, that’s one thing. But do not lie about your age to engage in sexual activities/discussions. Not only is something that could have actual legal ramifications, and very serious ones depending on what’ going on, but it’s a violation of the other people’s consent. The moment other real people are involved, you need to be respectful of their boundaries & what is and isn’t appropriate for you to be engaging with. If they say no minors, I don’t care if you’re 17.5, you stay out until you are 18 years old.

Examples of situations where it is never okay to lie or mislead anyone about your age online include:

Joining/accessing nsfw channels or servers on discord.

Yes, I know it’s very easy to just click that little red button on discord that lets you access the channel you’re so curious about. It looks just like the one you see on adult websites that you click without thinking.

Don’t do it.

If channels are 18+ then you stay out of them. There are other real life human beings involved who did not give consent to have a minor in an adult orientated space.

Engaging with nsfw creators/content directly

ie, commissioning nsfw artwork, following or talking to nsfw creators who’ve asked for no interactions from minors/flagged their accounts as 18+ only, subscribing to nsfw creators on patron, nsfw roleplay, etc.

Joining/engaging with adult only communities, like Fetlife or cam sites.

Engaging in romantic and/or sexual online relationships

Any time you are talking with one or more other real human beings, particularly any adults, in a sexual context.

I know that adult websites have basically trained teenagers to just say they’re 18 and move on, but it is vital that teenagers understand that it is never okay to lie about your age when directly engaging in any kind of sexual activity. Knowing people’s age is a vital part of consent, and if an adult is found to have been engaging in sexual activity with a minor, they could face life long legal consequences. Not only that, but a basic facet of consent is clear, honest communication. If you are lying to a partner, then you do not have consent. Lying about your age is a huge violation of consent.

That’s not to say you can never mention sex around adults online. There are times and places where you may be asking for advice, or even just making jokes about sex or whatever. That’s all well and good, so long as everyone is on the same page. It’s on adults to make sure that we are behaving appropriately around minors online, and make sure that we’re setting boundaries in those relationships. But it’s on minors to communicate that they are minors, and respect those boundaries that are set.

So, tl;dr,

Lying about your age to access a porn site is fine. Lying about your age to engage in sexual situations/adult-only spaces where other real human beings are involved is not.

Is there a word that’s a mix between angry and sad

a collection of the best captain america memes so far

Unexpectedly Bitten Masterlist

Vampire!Henry Cavill x Reader

Summary: Your ex gets into some trouble with Vampires, and his mistakes lead the bloodsuckers back to you. After seeing you, one vampire gets a little attached and he’s taking his time deciding what he plans to do with you, but whatever it is, you’re not afraid. In fact, you might just be a little attached to him too.

Warnings: cursing, smut, violence. (Count on spelling mistakes or repeating words too often. it’s very likely.)

This is a Vampire!Henry x Reader story where each chapter, while chronological, is a different conversation or event during the course of their evolving relationship.

Part 1: When Idiots Make Deals

Part 2: Guest

Part 3: Nighttime Activities

Part 4: Heartbeat

Part 5: Forty-Eight Hours 

Part 6: Out of Time

Part 7: Change (End)

Parenting the Spiderling is hard

Obey - A new Bucky fic

A man chooses, unlike a slave / Who never strays from the path that his master paves / Follows every order and does everything they say / Now Would You Kindly... OBEY!

So, on my little break, I stumbled across this song that I haven't stopped listening to because it gave birth to an idea. Especially the lyrics above. (Find the song below)

As I always do, I think about new ways in hiw HYDRA could have improved their way of creating and controlling the minds of their future 'Winter Soldiers' or 'Fist of HYDRA'. Like in my series 'Sarge' with the high pitch noise that triggers the readers programming.

In this fic, the reader was a new experiment to create a more obedient soldier. And of course, they succeeded.

The reader's programming is really intricate. Almost like a computer system that only accepts commands from the person that has triggered her programming. This person is called the 'Commander' (so original, I know).

The fic starts with Fury coming to the compound with reader in his possession and wants to interrogate her because he thinks she is affiliated with HYDRA. She was found wandering around in a catatonic state and won't say anything.

In comes Bucky, who recognizes her and reveals that the reason why she won't say anything is because of her programming which he knows how to break or in this case, terminate. While he's doing that, it is revealed that reader was assigned a new Commander. And that person is Bucky.

So, what do you guys think about it?

There were dragons when I was a boy. Where they went, only a few know. Our story changed the world forever.