Sirius: “No I’m Normal Everyone Thinks Remus Is The Hottest Person Alive”

I don’t typically like OC inserts if they play a big part in the plot (no hate to anyone who does, it’s just not my thing) but I recently got the idea of Remus having a twin called Romulus into my head. I won’t write it and probably wouldn’t read it unless it really fit my headcanons for characters and had all my ships, but it sounds fascinating. I feel like it’s a missed opportunity for his character tbh (Remus and Romulus being the twins raised by a she-wolf who ended up finding Rome). Could’ve been super interesting and has a lot of potential, I think.

Also, mythos-Remus being killed by mythos-Romulus could be a great metaphor for Remus being a heavily coddled werewolf and Romulus being more free is cool. Plus with Remus being simultaneously sheltered and his parents (in the beginning) being a little scared of him, I feel like Romulus would have all sorts of freedom but less attention.

I think Romulus would be a Ravenclaw, because he’d probably be a lot like Remus, just a little less shy and doormat-ish (the defining thing that put Remus in Gryffindor is his lycanthropy, which made him brave, so, y’know). He wouldn’t have the werewolf thing to overcompensate for, so he’d be more confident. They’re probably pretty close because Hope and Lyall didn’t get very close to anyone so Remus wouldn’t be found out, so Remus and Romulus would spend a lot of time together. Maybe that built up some resentment of Remus? Maybe Romulus’ freedom makes Remus resent him, in turn? Lots of potential there, I tell you.

Idk. It’s interesting. If anyone does anything with it, tell me. I’d love to see what you guys think of that. If this really ends up giving me brainworms and you guys are interested, I’ll see about a oneshot or something.

Remus is a big hoodie and no trousers kind of guy, Sirius is a big trousers and no shirt kind of guy. I’m imagining Remus walking around in nothing but Sirius’ jumpers (which absolutely drown him, by the way) while Sirius watches him, blushing with a grin on his face he can’t quite wipe, because there’s marks on his thighs and neck from last night.

My most lovely Tumblr people, please help. I cannot recall the name of this character for the life of me. I first heard of him because I saw a bunch of posts about him like a week ago, and never heard of him again. His only mention was in like book 5 (I think) in reference to a bunch of death eaters. Only his last name was mentioned, then She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named tweeted to say more about him. His birthday is in December and I’m 99% sure his initials are EM. His first name is like… Elias…

EDIT: I love you @fauna-flora11 thank you for reminding me about Aelius Montgomery :)

My Marauders group ships! I know that Charity/Peter isn’t popular at all (I’m pretty sure I made it up) but it’s captured my heart. Closeups under the cut! Featuring: my headcanons for their handwriting and eyes, along with the symbols I’ve given them.

Regulus “all bark, no bite” Black and Sirius “all bite, no bark” Black

Remus John Lupin is a dorky nerd in tweed and cardigans who is only strong enough to carry books around, and lets everyone walk all over him, and cries when people go on discriminatory tangents about werewolves/queer people, and makes Sirius help him study, and folds his underwear/socks, and drowns in jumpers that are too big because he’s so skinny that he has to choose between them being long enough or tight enough, and he’s always cold, and he has back joint/back pain, and has a snort-laugh, and a little overbite you can only see when he smiles, and his clothes have elbow/knee patches, and he never gets angry because he’s so scared of being a monster

That would probably involve me not scrolling Tumblr at 2am. Which. I am not willing to stop doing.

They should invent a not being exhausted

So real of you

Remus Lupin doesn’t manspread, he sits with his legs crossed like a good little gay boy. Sirius Black manspreads.

Remus when Sirius became an animagus for him:

"I can fix him" "I can make him worse" fuck if I know what I'm doing to him but he's barking now

Bro is like 6’5 and the worst part about it is that he’s pretty broad and muscular, too. He’s literally massive. It’s impossible to lose him

Sirius is soooo tall like you'll have to look up to see his face, and you'll never lose him in crowds because he's towering over everyone.