Aziraphale Sober:

Aziraphale Sober:

A: Crowley I really do appreciate you and all you do for me. I want you to know that I care about you too and will be your friend and partner till the end. I love you then, now, and forever, and nothing can change that.

C: I…love you too…Angel…thanks.

Aziraphale Drunk:

A: Nice ass, now fuck me.

C: OH GOOD GOD-

Crowley Sober:

C: Fuck you. I hate you.

A: I love you too, dear!

Crowley Drunk:

C: Aziraphale, I have fallen for you. I fell helplessly in love with you the first moment I saw you. Your beautiful eyes send shivers down my spine and your hair looks like the heavens. You are kind, sweet, funny, and caring. But most of all, you didn’t care that I am a demon. I want to give you the world and more. You are my guidance and my temple. I adore you and follow you, and will continue to do so till the day I no longer exist. Even I were to fall as ashes, they would burn bright with the flame of my love for you. What I’m trying to say is I love you. I love you more than anything in this universe. I hope one day that we’ll have children of our own, and they see what real love is. If I have to say this until my last breath I will, but I, Anthony Crowley, love you, Aziraphale, my angel,my love,my life. I wish I could explain how wonderful you are. How your very presence makes me feel safe. How your smile makes me fall more for you. You didn’t do anything to make me fall in love with you, I fell in love with you because you were yourself. I love you for everything you are. Perfectly flawed and perfectly you. If forever does exist, please let it be you.

A: I don’t know this man.