"Un-uhlaive? UN-UHLAIVE? Ma'am, That Man Has Been Killed. He Has Been MUHDUHED. To DEATH."

ferrari really decided to do so shit in canada, then the week following just say 'jk!' and casually win le mans

reblog if you enjoy napping, being cozy, being conked out, snoozing, wrapping up in blankets, sipping a hot drink, catching some z's, hugging a plushie, or otherwise relaxing and resting

If your tummy itches when you wear jeans, you have a nickel allergy and should paint the back of the buttion with nail polish. Okay I am going into the woods forever now. I love you.

Yonic dish found in NY

Apples are so fucked up you can get two from the same pile ans one tastes more like an apple than anything youve ever eaten and the other tastes like water poisoned by pharaohs

why do u love Mercedes in my man

huh

dropped my rabbit and their head broke off :(

lewis high off his own tears and sheer will to survive while lando is looking for the nearest cliff and this is the time max decides to start cracking jokes i have never said anything bad about formula one in my life

okay i'll bite is such a good phrase. like i will