u should doooo bunny!reader x vox đź¤đź”®
đź”®anon is coming for everyone atp but i have the most perfect idea for this one !!
warnings: bunny!reader is sensitive, vox . . . is not the most reliable with being nice 24/7, not proofread, vox refers to reader as baby, valentino is his own warning, bunny is short as hell
Cry Bunny
“i’m just saying that the little conejita would make a ton of money” vox just blinked at valentino after that sentence. you were sitting on vox’s lap during one of the vee’s meetings. you didn’t much care for the conversations and you didn’t really pay attention to half the things they said. then again vox also distracted you anyway he could especially because when velvette was late, like today, valentino’s attention always was turned to you.
“you’re not making my girlfriend a porn star val.” your boyfriend sighed, you barely were able to be within a couple feet of valentino let alone be able to work with him. especially due to the fact that if you weren’t currently sitting on your boyfriends lap you would probably be freaking out over the fact you’re even in the same room as valentino.
valentino got up and moved from his seat on the other side of the board room table to one next to you and vox. he leaned over so he could be eye level with you, taking your attention away from whatever movie vox put on your phone to entertain you. “conejita, wouldn’t you like to be a star?” you just stared back at the moth before turning your gaze to vox which caused valentino to let out a sigh.
“see! she won’t even answer me she’s too worried about what her little boyfriend wants to answer” vox let out a sigh at this. “val. i don’t control her.” valentino thought for a moment before sitting back up and smirking at vox. “then hand her over. she obviously won’t answer without your opinion if she’s still with you.” vox rolled his eyes before sighing again. “val-” the moth immediately cut him off. “vox you know i’m right.”
vox made eye contact with you as you were still staring at him before picking you up and putting you on valentino’s lap which immediately caused you to reach back out for vox. valentino used one set of hands to move you so you looked at him and another set to hold your hips. “look at me little conejita.”
you looked at valentino, but not for long as your vision started to get blurry due to tears welling up in your eyes. valentino sighed “i forgot how much of a cry baby this little conejita is.” he picked you up and set u down on your feet right in front of vox. who expected you to immediately climb back onto his lap for comfort. but to his surprise when he reached out to you he was met with the sound of a thump.
vox did research on bunnies when he first started going out with you. one of the main things he learned is that when a bunny thumps it’s basically a big “fuck you”. he was glad you never did it to him before so you can imagine his surprise when you thump at him for the first time.
“baby.” your boyfriend said lowly. valentino pissed him off half the time to begin with, but now you thumping at him too? he tried to remain calm but his patience was thinning. “the little conejita has never thumped at me.” he was right, you never would dare thump at valentino, he scared you too much. vox scared you at times too, but you were still upset about him just giving you to valentino that you thumped at him again.
vox didn’t know what to do at this point, you were usually his well behaved little bunny that usually never caused trouble, he’s only needed to punish you once and that’s because he had caught you chatting with the radio demon. so he was quite surprised to see his baby bunny thumping at him. especially when he’s trying to calm down the crying that was still coming from you.
he took a deep breath before picking up your much smaller figure and bringing you back onto his lap. “hey.” he said in a stern but still comforting tone, it wasn’t until he noticed you not paying any attention to him that he got a little louder. “hey!” you immediately looked up at him sniffling.
he sighed before looking over at his business partner and signaling him to leave. “i’m trying to be nice to you here baby, but you’re making it hard when you’re not even paying attention to me.” he said it in his more comforting tone trying not to work you up more as he hates the sight of you crying. “what’s with the thumping? you don’t do that with me i thought?”
you shook your head trying to wipe away your tears but more just came flooding down afterwards “you gave me to valentino. i don’t like valentino.” he let out another sigh before kissing your forehead and pulling you into him. “i know baby, but the thumping is not okay. not with me okay? you wanna thump you can thump at valentino all you want.”
you shook your head again, why couldn’t he understand you were scared and he gave you to the reason you were so scared? vox stood up and set you down next to his chair. you looked up at him confused before you heard a thump. which caused you to just stand there confused.
“see baby? it’s not so fun to be thumped at hmm?” you shook your head at his comment immediately moving to try and get comfort again. grabbing onto his waist as it was level to your chest due to the height difference. vox sat back down and pulled you back onto his lap. “we done thumping now?” you nodded and vox immediately pulled you closer so that your head laid against his chest. “good because i have to deal with valentino being pissy all the time i don’t need my baby thumping at me all the time to add onto that.”
🦌 Deer in the headlights 📷
I hc that Vox was a small-time Vaudeville child star for a few years when he was alive. Wonder if he'd ever have days where he really wants to perform for Val and Vel. Or tears up his room looking for his tap shoes. Or starts believing that Valentino and Velvette are his parents whenever they're forcing him to do something he really doesn't want to do.
Music suggestions! Avenues, Ground Vision, and Something something lake (- all by drive45!) very scattered songs that I think fit ram!vox :3
Ooo, yeah, you're right these fit perfectly tone-wise. They're kind of like "Baby Hotline" and "There's Something Happening," where the words being said don't really make sense, but you get a vague idea of what they're trying to say, but by the end of the song you still don't really understand what that was all about– Perfect for RAM!Vox. Also, fsr I can see him wearing basically all of the outfits in the videos.
For "Avenues," the parts where the singer appears to get angry at someone, but in a very vague and incoherent way, work for Vox and Alastor.
This is a good freakout moment for Vox; he has moments when he almost grasps what exactly feels so wrong about everything, but they slip through his fingers like water and it's so fucking frustrating for him. He feels helpless, unable to understand or change anything about his situation, and usually starts lashing out if those feelings aren't immediately redirected.
This is Vox going stir-crazy in the tower. He needs to get out of this fucking place; he feels trapped, every moment feels identical, and he's so fucking lonely.
Lol
Vaggie: Adam and Alastor suck.
Lucifer: Would you be interested in being promoted to "Daughter-in-law"?
@voxaholic recommended me this song a few days ago and the lyrics are SUPER fitting, but I recently came up with something related specifically to the PV
1:02-1:10 : Alastor at the start of this AU. He's flicking through Vox's different heads and outfits from throughout the decades (the only option that's locked is Vox's human form), trying to assemble a version of Vox that's to his taste.
2:21-2:29 : Alastor after he realizes that he doesn't actually like the Vox he's created and tries to go back to the drawing board. However, as he flicks through the options, he discovers that everything is now locked.
2:30-2:37 : The interface starts corrupting. There are now no options, just Vox in his RAM look with a completely glitched out face.
hey guys i got consumed by the media. these are my humble offerings
basically what happened when vox tried to get alastor to join his team.
Top 20 RAM playlist songs that floored me in how fitting they are:
100 Years - OR3O : Vox's obsession with Alastor
And I’m Gone - Femtanyl : Vox's ordeal
Are You Satisfied? - Marina and the Diamonds : Velvette
Bathtub Mermaid - Mili : Vox's relationship with Alastor
Better Off Gone - Jakeneutron : Vox learning to move on from Alastor
Breaking Things Into Pieces - Kikuo : Alastor
Copycat - Circus-P : Vox's relationship with Alastor
The Dismemberment Song - Blue Kid : Vox's ordeal
Dogmatica - Femtanyl : Vox's ordeal
Donut Hole - Hachi : Vox and Valentino's relationship
Echo - Crusher-P : Vox
Folie a Deux - Stomach Book : Vox and Alastor's relationship
Heavenly You - LonePi : Vox and Alastor's relationship
Language of the Lost - Riproducer : Vox
Little Talks - Of Monsters and Men : The Vees' relationship
Matryoshka - Lollia and Kuraiinu - Hachi : Vox and Niffty's relationship
Misery Meat - Sodikken : Vox and Alastor's relationship
Neptune - S. J. Tuker : Vox learning to move on from Alastor
Nunemaker’s Parable - Everybody's Worried About Owen : Vox and Velvette
Weightless - Femtanyl : Vox
It’s hard to miss someone you love who died I fucked up 10 months of self harm free progress I hate that my boyfriend Logan had to die I just want him back and then I wouldn’t be in pain I wouldn’t be curled up in bed because my thigh hurts from the pain of hurting myself