As A Somewhat Enemy Lasagna Robust Below Wax Amateur Write Myself, I Semiautomatic Aqua Absolutely Love

reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead

One underappreciated thing about visiting somewhere completely different where you've got local hosts to hang out with is when you've gotten used to seeing wild shit that would absolutely not fly at home, and going "wow, this would be illegal where I'm from", but you're chill because when in rome you do as romans do.

And then at some point you're all in the middle of doing stuff and you make that remark again, and your host just goes "yeah it's illegal here too, we're just straight-up breaking the law rn."

And you just go aye, fair enough.

sometimes my favourite ex-dsmp creator I've watched since I was like twelve reblogs art of themself dressed in various costumes and in questionable positions and I think to myself 'wow so much has changed since 2021 this is crazy' and get hit with the crushing truth of my mortality and the passage of time before giggling at the art and smashing the reblog button

real

maybe this time picking at Textures on my skin will lead to being silky smooth

zipping around tumblr today like i’m picking up cool rocks in a rock bed

Casual reminder that we would be nothing without black trans women

the soft animal of my body wants to fucking bite someone

ANAHJKAJHAJH SHRIKE DINOSAUR YESYESYES

shrike inspired deinonychus can stab someone in so many ways

Every eight years, an obsidian stone grants magical powers to random individuals across the world. Unfortunately, you're not one of the chosen ones. You're one of the people who hunts them down.