“oh No We Need To Practice For Our Fake Dating” Is The Funniest Trope To Me Cause Like. There Are

Love yourself!

aaaaahh!

oh…oh my god.. that was savage

Wow

AWESOME URSULA SHE MADE IT ALL HERSELF

my job is to get drunk at family functions and judge people’s bookshelves

fucked around (submitted to present at a research conference heavily attended by peers in the field) and found out (have been accepted to and now must present at a research conference heavily attended by peers in the field)

not enough women stabbing each other to symbolize sex in the media actually

Im gonna be so real can yall actually talk about ways we can support trans women in the UK instead of giving all the attention to fucking JKR. I already know that Harry Poter sucks, I wanna know how to actually HELP people. Something something you have to love the oppressed more than you hate the oppressor

sorry for being weird and evasive. i was raised to believe that having wants and needs was a moral failing

btw you will miss this in 5 or 10 years. memory will smooth these circumstances down like a river stone, and you will find yourself longing for a shade of light or a moment of this particular innocence. you don't know about what happens next, and one day that will be the most alluring thing of all. don't leave it all for nostalgia. have a nice night now, whatever night it happens to be.