Bilbo: *faffing Around With Sting Accidentally Cuts Some Of His Hair*

Just a reminder that the ONLY ethical consumption of Harry Potter is via theft or fan made content.

So it it wasn’t stolen or written better than anything that personified week old used, non organic tampon would muster - it’s not ethical. This includes watching it on the television when it is being played during Christmas

Perfect. No notes.

Bofur to Nori: Okay, I'll keep Dwalin away from you.

(Later)

Dwalin: Hey, have you seen Nori?

Bofur: Nori died eight years ago.

Bilbo Baggins may be Barrel rider

But I am simply ‘Barrel survivor’

I can not stress that enough that when I was a wee lad I was almost killed by a barrel. I have beef with barrels. Man fuck barrels dude

Basalt is the prettiest rock

Agh he is my heart

he’s just really special to me

The lack of brain cells in that room is staggering

Please like this I worked on it all week

One pretty dwarf should not be your only reason to watch the hobbit. But yes, he is one of many fine reasons

I should have watched Hobbit earlier bcs goddamn

Thorin please, use your eyes man

Nothing like your dead husband and nephews showing up at your front door to really stir up a quiet Tuesday night

It makes me a little same but I support it

(Although Boromir is canonically Aromatic/Asexual)

in my headcanon boromir had a one sided crush on aragorn and pippin had a one sided crush on faramir… guys who have one sided crush on gondor royalty twice their age with wives

My rendition of the anvil lifting contest I lost against my friend. Still got it off the ground tho so I’m happy with that.