YOU’RE THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN TELL IT RIGHT, SO FINISH THAT STORY

"marlene has a crush on euphemia" true.

but do y'all know who has the biggest, fattest, most insane crush on fleamont potter?

barty.

he met james' parents on a little gathering they threw for regulus' birthday and obviously he (along evan, dorcas and pandora) was invited.

guess what happens when barty daddy issues crouch jr. met fleamont "wow barty, you got 12 O's in your OWLs in fifth year, you're such a nice boy, im so glad we can welcome you into the family, son" potter

take a wild guess.

Remus Lupin was a liar. He said he didn’t like nicknames, but the way his eyes lit up when Sirius called him ‘Moony’—

‘Say it again,’ Remus murmured, fingers tangled in Sirius’ hair. ‘Moony,’ Sirius breathed—and oh, that look was worth every denial.

im writing a house of black fic consist of multiple what if and open for suggestion!! will take this as my inspiration as well

The Black brothers fic idea:

There needs to be more Sirius kidnaps Regulus on the day he runs away to the Potters fics in the Marauders fandom. Like Regulus is short and skinny, Sirius could easily do it. And it's not like Regulus would put up too much of a fight about it(because he now has an excuse not to stay with their family or lose Sirius). And to add to the drama the Black parents could sue the Potter parents for kidnapping Regulus(not Sirius because he's of age and can legally do what he wants). To stop this in it's tracks Regulus and James can get married/engaged so he's legally a Potter (yes I need to add in my mandatory jegulus). I don't know how that would work. But it's pure blood culture, there's probably some backwards tradition about not legally belonging to a family anymore once your marrying into another. Either way there needs to be more Sirius just kidnaps Regulus with him on the day he runs away. Because it be funny and I love shenanigans with the black brothers. And I just love imagining James opening his door on that night a very hurt Sirius with a tied up and gagged/kidnapped(muffled cursing) Regulus tossed over Sirius shoulder and a tired and almost about to pass out Sirius says, "It's a long story can I come in?" And once James says yes, still in shock. Sirius comes in, and gently puts Regulus on the floor. Than he passes out for his wounds. Whi h freaks everyone out including a still tied up and gagged Regulus.

Sirius: hey wanna hear a funny joke?

Remus: I only take dark humour

*Sirius turning off the light* : what do you call a fake noodle?

Remus:

Sirius: AN IMPASTA!

everything about Theo Nott here is either p^rn or smut LIKE LET MY BOY GET MORE THAN THAT???

Being a reader and reading marauders isn’t good for my heart, The fandom is mildly allergic to happiness

"If you use em dash in your works, it makes them look AI generated. No real human uses em dash."

Imaging thinking actual human writers are Not Real because they use... professional writing in their works.

Imagine thinking millions of people who have been using em dash way before AI becomes a thing are all robots.

REBLOG IF YOU'RE A HUMAN AND YOU USE EM DASH

Orion constellation points to Sirius star, it’s funny. Orion forced his belief to his son Sirius pointing at him where he should be, funny, it was written in the stars.

Ben Barnes and Andre Garfield have the same birthday (20. August.)

Therefore I would like to propose that we make 20. August official Wolfstar-day

Marauders fandom!! You have been summoned. Look! It’s a James! Feast thine eyes! (I’m sorry, do what you want. I’m not the boss of you. Have a nice day.)