MONACO GP TIMEEEE

absolutely inconceivable to see checo walk away unharmed after climbing out of that crumpled piece of scrap metal. thank god for modern safety standards

this is so cute wth

HAD AN F1 DREAM LAST NIGHT ???

i dreamt that mercedes replaced lewis with a guy called button and i was like “holy shit it’s jenson button” and everyone was like no… check again… it in fact was a giant sentient button. like the object you sew into clothes. also valtteri was the 2024 wdc ? in his shitbox sauber ??

i prophesied your mercedes 2025 lineup guys it’s literally true i swear you’re welcome

OMG CHECCO AND THE TWO HAAS CARS????? HIS CAR IS GONE????

me to the stewards about oscar:

monaco gp you are truely iconic

>wakes up

>checks phone

>sees oscars three place grid penalty

>goes back to sleep

i really wanted logan into q2 tho :///

watching the front positions of f1: Same 5 guys trading off finishing positions with each other every week

watching the midfield/backrunners of f1: Pierre Gasly and Esteban Ocon are roleplaying Javert and Hugh Jackman in a Les Miserables fight to mutually assured destruction over a no-points position. Lewis Hamilton is going to physically fight his own car to the death. Yuki Tsunoda and Daniel Ricciardo are going to physically fight each other to the death, but Daniel has a disadvantage because Lance Stroll has a sniper rifle aimed at his head. The Saubers are rewriting the federalist papers in the pits. Kevin Magnussen has planted a bomb on the track, and the blast has inevitably caught a Williams.