Jem Giving Kit A Present

*Jem giving Kit a present*

Jem: Happy birthday, Kit! I hope you love it. I’m sorry I couldn’t find any wrapping paper, so I wrapped it in hundred-dollar bills.

Kit: I love it already

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Alec:

Jace: What are you talking about?-

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5 years ago

Will: I don't always make great decisions under pressure.

*a few weeks ago*

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Will: An Alpaca! I got the last one!

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4 years ago

Jem: Please, don’t make fun of me if I misuse outdated cultural references, okay? Are we cowabunga on this?

Kit, about to cry: Yeah, we’re cowabunga on this

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5 years ago

Alastair: It's Thomas' turn to be out in the world, interact with other grown-ups. While I get to stay home and plot the death of Dora the Explorer...

Alastair: ... fill her backpack with bricks and throw her into the Candy Cane River.

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4 years ago

Thomas, in his head while hanging out with the Merry Thieves:

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3 years ago

Emma: What’s the expression? Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice… fiddle-dee-dee

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Ty: Actually it’s-

Kit: Fool me once, fool me twice, fool me chicken soup with rice

Emma: Yeah, I do believe that’s the expression

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4 years ago

Alexander: I’m moving in to the attic.

Thomas: The attic?!

Alexander: Hey, at least it’s big. Dad said you used to live in a closet.

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3 years ago

Will, singing Welsh songs:

Ragnor:

Ragnor: do you take any requests?

Will: oh sure!

Ragnor: Please stop

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5 years ago

Matthew: I hope I can be as cool as you guys in 30 years.

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Gabriel, whispering back: No, no, he's just really bad at math.

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Julian: Maybe I don’t get a healthy amount of sleep, but can other people do this?

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