Vampire: My Darling, My Eternal Flame, My Heart's Joy Taken Human Form... You Simply Must Drink Water

Let me just- *casually flexes 150+ year old sword*

look i dont care how good youre art is, if you draw sanji and DONT give him his curly eyebrows, i dont trust you

Very race, much sprint

btw nothing can compare to the betrayal i felt watching williams’ slow shift to toxicity regarding their management of logie bear, apart from sitting in the theatre in 2013 watching hans say oh ana if only there was someone out there who loved you

me when people ask me how to say "I don't care" in french

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The IASIP meme of Charlie Kenny gesturing wildly at a conspiracy board, with the second picture added to his papers - the second picture being a table with 7 columns classifying an exhaustive number of ways of saying "I don't care" in French, based on how common, vulgar and funny they each are.

Column 1: Socially acceptable and common: -Je m’en fiche -J’en ai rien à faire* (*less formal variation of “Je n’en ai rien à faire” which still belongs to this category)

Column 2: Vulgar and common enough to not be shocking: -Je m’en fous -(J’en ai) rien à foutre

Column 3: More vulgar, and common with a ‘teenage’ connotation: -(Je)* m’en tape -(Je) m’en branle -(Je) m’en balec’ -(Je) m’en bats les couilles -(J’en ai) rien à battre -(J’en ai) rien à branler -”Balec’” (* omitting “je” is frequent and makes the expression even less formal)

Column 4: ‘Familiar’ (only somewhat vulgar, completely informal) and uncommon enough to be considered somewhat funny: -J’en ai* rien à carrer -J’en ai* rien à cirer -Je m’en tamponne (le coquillard) -Je m’en balance -J’en ai* rien à péter (* can be replaced with “Je n’en ai rien à …” to give it a formal connotation, in which case the expression belongs to category 6)

Column 5: Socially acceptable and uncommon/formal enough to be considered funny: -Je m’en contrefiche -Je m’en soucie comme d’une guigne -J’en ai rien à fiche

Column 6: Vulgar and uncommon, somewhat formal: -Je m’en contrefous

Column 7: Socially acceptable and very uncommon / very formal, enough to sound snobbish (and therefore a bit funny): -Peu m’importe -Il m’importe peu -Je n’en ai cure -Je ne m'en soucie guère

But who WHO can sit at France table and say I have a more entertaining political life than you ?

NO ONE !

- the right (Republican Party ) leader said he allied with the far right who came first at the European

- All his colleagues said he took this decision alone and had a vote to fire him

-HE TOLD EVERYONE TO LEAVE THE BUILDING AT NOON AND LOCKED HIMSELF UP !!

- All the other members of the Republican Party are at the door and they said : « he is a traitor to ally with the far right so we will enter the building and he is no longer our leader AND WE WILL remove him from the facility physically if need be and that the psyc yard and the far right can come get him themselves too😭

-They found the women who has a double of the key two hours later and opened n the doors

- All the leftist parties made an alliance and their voters are MAKING TIKTOK EDITS ON THEIR CANDIDATES TO SEDUCE THE OTHER VOTERS

THE OLYMPICS ARE GOING TO BE A MEEEEESSSS

NEW ADDITION : Rumour has it the president of the region (kinda like a county/state) SLAPPED THE GUY WHEN HE GOT OUT !! VALERIE MAY HAVE SLAPPED ERIC !!!

"flat past chocolate" no, martijn, no! that was so not right!

update the french president still has not agreed to let the left form a new government despite the new popular front coming first in parliamentary elections 3 days ago (and the constitution stating that if the party with the msot seats in parliament isn't the presidential party, the president must name a new prime minister from this party to form a enw government) - he wants to wait until the country's more "stable" (he's the one who called for new elections for no reasons despite knowing it might lead to him governing with a prime minister from the far right but apparently one from the left is worse) so he's refused the resignation of his current prime minister (who resigned according to constitutional and national tradition since the presidential party lost this election). many members of his party and even government are saying they'd oppose a government with members of the left or they'd refuse to work with them and they're acting like they're still the majority 🙃🙃🙃 this is fine it's not like we're supposed to be a democracy where votes and elections' results are to be respected and the leaders are chosen by the citizens or whatever

edit: he just published an open letter saying "no one won" (technically no party came close to the majority but the left front still has a lead) and that all the political forces that are republican should work towards forming a new plural majority"... I have no words he's forcing the parliament to rearrange itself because he doesn't want to risk having a leftist government