Liaoakenshield - Mell_In_Blue

Kevin: ¿Alguien más está asustado?

Benny: En realidad no. Yo ya he vivido más de lo que esperaba.

Dean: x2

Garth: Igual.

Charlie: Concuerdo.

Kevin: Ó╭╮Ò

[Phone rings]

Chuck Shurley: Hello?

Chuck Shurley: What-?

Chuck Shurley: what male striPPER ?THIS IS A DECENT HOUSE HOW DARE YOU?! [slams phone]

[Phone rings again]

Chuck Shurley: Hello?

Chuck Shurley: NO, I'M NOT THE MALE STRIPPER AND THIS IS A DECENT HOUSE FULL OF CHILDRE-

Chuck Shurley, screaming: LUCIFER!!

This is definitely the vibe this scene gave me.

Jack: Como puedo expresar "Tengo sentimientos super gays por ti",pero sin decirlo.

Claire: Solo di que quieres a esa persona pero no de manera platónica.

[Más tarde]

Clark: ¿De que querías hablarme, Jack?

Jack [Pensando: solo di lo que Claire dijo]: TENGO GAY POR TI NO PLATÓNICO.

Androids Dream of Electric Tracks? 👀 I wanna know more 🙏

This story was based on a story I did about Westworld and Tron, It was a virtual reality game where people could have a unique experience by facing pilots with exactly the same personality as their real versions.

Everything was so close that there were situations where Bot!Ayrton ended up ignoring the player to be problematic with Bot!Alain.

The joke was so big that there were entire forums just making jokes about it. Even rookies who had the most advanced version of these games to train were disappointed when they were trying to be Senna's rival and the bot just ignored them.

The future.

Have you ever thought about racing against your favorite driver? Not a simulation of a race he did 10 years ago but really a complete adrenaline-filled experience of facing your ideal driver.

Well, now it's possible. The new Formula 1 simulator offers a wide range of customized Artificial Intelligences with the driving style of drivers from all eras. Schumacher? Senna? Fangio? You can compete against the best in the category.

And not just that. Thanks to our new immersion technology, you can not only compete against them, and do it on equal terms.

Each car and track has been scanned and stored in the simulator's memory. And thanks to immersive reality, you can feel everything with a certainty that will make you wonder what's real and what's not.

F1 drivers use it for training!

Buy now, for a modest amount of $ ------

This is the first thing that appears in the fic and then continues with some long threads of advice, instructions and jokes.

If you’ve seen a better picture of a dog dressed as two dogs carrying a present today, I don’t believe you. 

Sam: ¿Cuánto tiempo dejaremos que haga eso?

Dean: Solo... Solo dale un minuto.

Cas: -Jalando una puerta que claramente dice "empuje"-