Crybaby Learns How To Swim - Subtitled

I’m gonna lose my entire mind

This part, where Harry asks Luna to Prof. Slughorns party is one of my favourite. Because being invited somewhere as a friend is great and important - not a disappointment, as it is often made out to be.

girlfriend: babe come over

Me: i can't i'm climbing up nearly 90 degree slopes to reach salt deposits on the mountainside

girlfriend: my parents aren't home

Me: i crave that mineral

Today I was getting my hair cut and I pulled up a picture to show the very nice lady cutting my hair and she looked at it and said "uh. Are you sure you're showing me the right picture" and I looked down at my phone and I was showing her this

I asked one of my (male) friends to stop using the phrase “man up” and he has been using “fortify” for the past two weeks instead and it’s just a little thing but honestly it makes a difference

and tbh it’s also pretty funny when I start to deflate in the library and he leans over and goes “FORTIFY”

the-uterus:

First red, 

then white,

and now, blue.

Tumblr’s American trinity is finally complete. Begin the ritual

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brain: why would you buy another game when you already have a plenty of those you haven't played yet

heart: VIDYA GAME