Microsoft Outlook Is Taking The Bioware Approach And Giving Me The Option To Romance My Coworker Now 

A LOT HARDER THAN IT LOOKS

Macbeth:

When the disrespect is real

we joke about procrastination but nothing is worse than the nauseating feeling of having every intention of doing something but physically not being capable of doing it and then feeling like you want to throw up because the deadline is just getting closer and closer.

wanna be Tumblr famous but don’t want to put in the effort to make good posts so I peddle my mediocre wares at the side of the road

OMFG

*calls 911*: “i’m taking poison damage at the corner of 6th and main”