A Shakespearean Character Guide To Dealing With An Annoying Roommate

A Shakespearean Character Guide to Dealing with an Annoying Roommate

Macbeth: Invite him to a sleepover. Then stab him.

Hamlet: Put on a play that outlines all of your roommate’s annoying flaws. Then stab him.

Romeo: Marry his cousin and try to start a new, peaceful relationship. When that doesn’t work, stab him.

Brutus: Petition your roommate to change for the better. Then stab him with 60 of your closest friends.

Othello: Talk to your friend about the problems you’re having with your roommate. Then strangle him.

Shylock: Make him sign a pound of flesh as collateral on your roommate agreement. Collect on it.

Cleopatra: Set a poisonous snake loose in his room.

Henry VIII: Marry him. Then cut off his head.

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8 years ago
Unarmed, Non-violent 14-year-old, Shot 7 Times By New Jersey Police, But Survives
Unarmed, Non-violent 14-year-old, Shot 7 Times By New Jersey Police, But Survives
Unarmed, Non-violent 14-year-old, Shot 7 Times By New Jersey Police, But Survives
Unarmed, Non-violent 14-year-old, Shot 7 Times By New Jersey Police, But Survives
Unarmed, Non-violent 14-year-old, Shot 7 Times By New Jersey Police, But Survives
Unarmed, Non-violent 14-year-old, Shot 7 Times By New Jersey Police, But Survives
Unarmed, Non-violent 14-year-old, Shot 7 Times By New Jersey Police, But Survives
Unarmed, Non-violent 14-year-old, Shot 7 Times By New Jersey Police, But Survives
Unarmed, Non-violent 14-year-old, Shot 7 Times By New Jersey Police, But Survives
Unarmed, Non-violent 14-year-old, Shot 7 Times By New Jersey Police, But Survives

Unarmed, non-violent 14-year-old, shot 7 times by New Jersey police, but survives

TRENTON - A Trenton teen, Radazz Hearns, 14, was unarmed when he was shot seven times by police officers Friday night while attempting to run from the officers, a lawyer for the teen’s family said Wednesday.

Hearns remains in stable condition at Capital Health Regional Medical Center in Trenton after being shot five times in the right leg, once in the left leg and has a bullet lodged in his pelvis, said the lawyer Samuel A. Anyan Jr.

Two State Police troopers and a Mercer County sheriff’s officer were responding to a report of shots fired at the Prospect Village apartments when they encountered three males and say they got out of their vans to “question them.” 

Rhonda Tirado, one of the witnesses, was in sitting front of her Trenton home Friday around 10:20 p.m. when she saw an unmarked gray minivan abruptly stop across the street and three police officers got out to question the trio of teens.

She saw Hearns run from the officers, and then the gunfire erupted.

“Those police were amped and they didn’t give that little boy a chance,” Tirado said Wednesday, while re-enacting the shooting where the encounter started. “There was no room for no chase. They just shot that little boy right there.”

As he turned and ran, Tirado said she saw him grab his red sweatpants to keep them from falling.

“I don’t think those little boys had no clue what was going on,” Tirado said. “I think they was at the wrong place at the wrong time.”

The police, not really having another story to concoct, pretty much state that this is indeed what happened—except, of course, they claimed that when they shot Hearns, over and over and over and over and over and over and over again, they thought he was reaching for a gun in his waistband.

Except, when they got to him, he had nothing. 

The attorney for Radazz Hearns has stated that not only did police roll up in an unmarked vehicle, they weren’t in uniforms when they got out of the vehicle late at night.

Like magic, though, a full 12 hours after they shot Hearns seven times, police claimed to find a .22-caliber handgun underneath a vehicle on another street.

Right…..Whatever the case, it’s all garbage and this young man should’ve never been shot in the first place.

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10 years ago

The basic difference between an ordinary man and a warrior is that a warrior takes everything as a challenge while an ordinary man takes everything as a blessing or a curse.

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9 years ago

The 15th one down made my day.😂

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