Either They Become A Poly Throuple Or She Dumps Both Of Them, These Are The Only Solutions.

"Our mission has uncovered something...unexpected."

- Lieutenant Colonel Eric King

House of Ashes

Listen.

I’m not trying to lose weight because I hate myself.

I actually love myself.

I *dont* love the way my body looks right now.

This *is* my self-love.

Me. Every. Day.

does anyone else’s brain constantly bounce between like 10 ed moods at once

like rn my mind is going:

“ok so if i eat exactly 700 cals every day for a month i’ll totally lose a bunch”

“maybe i’ll not count and just try to eat super clean and healthy”

“im just gonna fast for as long as possible”

“fuck it maybe i should try to recover”

“im a whale and eating is stupid”

like…..bitch make up your mind??

Raise your hand if you think we need more house of ashes fanfics 🖐

I just wanna read about my boy Eric y’all

Nick: Whaddya call a fish with no eye?

Eric, without looking up: Myxine Circifrons

Nick:

Nick: Fsh

itsjinxiebutt

Poor Eric is getting left in the ashes (lol), I HAVE to request something for him now! Umm... Could I please ask for hc's where Eric realizes that he's fallen out of love with Rachel and in love with the reader? Like, he got really close to the reader in the one year that they were separated and now that he's reunited with Rachel he realizes that the spark between them isn't there anymore? I hope that all makes sense!! Thank you!

Of course! I love Eric as well and I would never leave him out!

◇ When Eric left Rachel, he thought he would never get over it.

◇ That is, until he met you.

◇ You both met when Eric was on his way to the lobby to leave the hospital after a doctor's appointment.

◇ And when he turned a corner to the hallway with the elevator, that's when he bumped into you, causing the both of you to fall to the floor, papers flying everywhere.

◇ You worked as a nurse, being trained to become a doctor.

◇ You were trying to bring the last of the tests to one of your employers offices when you bumped into Eric.

◇ Eric repeatedly apologized as he helped pick the papers up.

◇ And when he looked up at you, he felt his heart instantly start to race.

◇ The two of you exchanged a few words before you had to leave, but that didn't stop Eric from seeing you again.

◇ When you finished your shift, you headed down to the lobby and was surprised to see Eric there.

◇ And after that day, your relationship with him blossomed throughout the year.

◇ And when he goes to Iraq, it hurts to be away from her for a while, but he promised her that he would be back soon.

◇ When he saw Rachel again, that's when he realized that the spark he had with Rachel was gone, and that he loved you.

◇ And that made finding out about Rachel and Nick being together not hurt that much at all.

◇ He was happy that they were happy together, and they were happy that Eric moved on and was with someone he cared about as well.

◇ They even asked to meet Y/N after they were done in Iraq, which Eric was completely fine with Y/N meeting them.

I don't know about anyone else, but this will never not be funny to me.

Very minor spoilers.

Eric’s number 1 simp