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i offer you my children, my part on our wholesome gertvi legacy

gertvi headcanons!

@mvmnbnv thanks for inspiration ❤️‍🩹

I feel like Vi would have silver dentures to replace some of her teeth, she lost from fights, since she wouldn’t need to hide her Zaunite identity.

Gert and Vi first met when Vi was in her pitfighter arc. Gert saw Vi fighting and thought, "Damn, I gotta talk to this diva!" Later, when Vi was at the bar, randomly starting fights with people, they had a small talk, and Gert got completely rizzed up. sweet stranger helped destroyed Vi to get to her apartment, and who knows what happened on the way... Maybe they flirted a little or something, but it's unlikely

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Gert is a lot more risky than Vi!

Vi doesn’t openly appreciate Gert’s love for the extreme, but secretly, she enjoys killing enforcers and stealing stuff from Piltover’s fancy shops with gf.

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Vi gifts Gert more material things, like jewelry she stole from Piltover (it reminded her of Gert’s eyes) or a cool-looking coat she stole from a man at the bar.

Gert's gifts to Vi include well-crafted, artsy postcards. She turns a bunch of trash into a cool-looking book titled "25 Reasons Why You Are Irreplaceable" for Vi.

Vi cries over Gert’s handmade gifts and never, ever throws them out. She looks at them again whenever she’s having a bad day.

Gert can play bass guitar and has to hold herself back every time not to break it at the end of a song.

Vi can sing pretty well, and her talent met its execution in their little duet with Gert.

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Vi might never admit it, but Gert reminds her a lot of her sister. By being with Gert, she’s trying to regain everything she lost with Jinx.

Gert is that one goth girlfriend everyone desires but no one gets.

Gert draws graffiti a lot.

My Probably Not Popular Opinion But I’m Gonna Post It Anyway :)

this is how your letter finds me

"There's no thought crimes and no thought heroisms" is honestly such a good piece of life advice.

You could be having the most fucked up problematic thoughts 24/7 but if you treat people with kindness, the good you do is the only thing that matters. But if you have only the purest thoughts and all the correct beliefs, it doesn't matter one bit if you spend most of your time being an asshole to people.

andrey tweeting this, meaning one and only person, one and only person thistking its about anyone but him

it's borderline homophobic that i am not currently slowly & gently tracing someone's back with my nails & running my hand through their hair but like whatever

You all need to seriously expand your perspective of "piracy is okay" I hear a lot of "it's always morally correct to pirate AAA games or Hollywood movies" etc etc but seriously guys it's Okay to pirate literally anything. I have pirated music from musicians I know and am friends with IRL simply because Spotify premium is a scam. Piracy isn't a "when necessary or to Own the Corpos" literally do it whenever it's marginally more convenient than paying for a file or service. I pirate things I already own because it's easier than going and finding them

i'm not gonna say anything yet but i do wanna make one thing crystal clear

First of all, I don't want to shame anyone for liking any of these characters. Hell, I even do myself! This is not a personal attack on people who don't see any problems with them—just my personal opinion!

Let's talk about vees. Yeah, these vees we ALL LOVE: Valentino, Vox, and Velvette, respectively. Our beloved pron industry, television, and fashion industry, which are supposed to represent countless problems and crimes that people who set up this system commit. Let's see how, in my subjective, biased opinion, these three handle this task.

Vox is... huh, Tumblr sggxy man... yeah... he's got a beef with Alastor... hmm, did I mention he's sggxy? So yeah, that's definitely a character that exist. He fucks with Val a lot, but if his head wasn’t a literal TV, I don't think it would be that easy to figure out that he is THE television as a whole. He looks more like a random television host who really hates radio... or really wants Alastor. It's up to the free interpretation of the viewer. The problem of disingenuous advertising, corruption, and straight-up disinformation on TV is elegantly skipped. I think those are too heavy topics for an 18+ not for kids series.

Valentino, also known as the worst design downgrade in history, is just a criminally underwritten character, especially for a topic as serious as the porn industry. He is just a huge spit in the face to every victim of the porn empire. I hope minimal people of this kind are going to watch Hazbin Hotel. And, by the way, did you know he's a fucking moth? BECAUSE HE IS, BRO. HE LOOKS NOTHING LIKE A MOTH! How did they possibly mess up the design that badly? What's up with the stripes on his coat? And as if purposefully, the ugliest of the three feathers is left on his noticeably smaller hat. I understand the concept of simplifying design to make it animatable, but Viv, for some reason, decided to make him a fucking highlighter marker rather than a slightly threatening, charismatic moth.

Velvette, Velvette, Velvette... where do I even begin with you? The fact that Velvette is on a day-to-day basis chilling with the porn industry and TV empire... and I know, I know (Hazbin fans' favorite word alert), that Velvette is CANONICALLY an ageless demonic being or whatever the fuck Vivienne said on her stream. But I haven't been on her single stream; however, I watched the show in its entirety, and that's what I know. Every time Velvette is on screen, she acts like a 14-year-old at best.

I would like to ask you to take a look at this fuckass Jacks vs Skibidi Toilet rap battle.

This looks like a conversation between mother and daughter at a family dinner.

The fact that she is not the tallest didn’t help either. Her appearance and her attitude just rub me the wrong way, and I have a hard time taking her as an adult, if I'm being completely honest. Soooo, as we already found out, Velvette symbolizes the fashion industry, an empire that dictates to people all across the world what to wear, what beauty products to use, and why, specifically, they are ugly, unfuckable, and therefore don't deserve to be loved. And Velvette is the face of this system. A woman of color who acts 14... is the root of the industry that affects women the most... Is a woman... It just comes off as victim-blaming and creepy to me. Vivienne Morano actually said, “So, have you considered that you are the problem?” to a weman who had suffered from toxic beauty standards. And intentional or not, it's just not the best message to put in your work, especially if it’s supposed to promote support for women's rights.

do it scared, write it bad, draw it wrong, wear it cringe, like it weird

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The PJM rot is real. Anyways some Terrible Trio before exams lol 🌘🐱‍👤🤖

I love em, they're silly lil guys doing their silly lil shenanigans😌 >>> Villain AU for the the Trio & concept art for the masks totem HQ

AU info: > H!Luna, H!NightNinja, and H!Romeo go to the same private school > H!Romeo lives in his lab, no one is at his actual house. It gets lonely. > H!Luna has a house, she prefers the moon though > H!NightNinja lives at Mystery Mountain > After freeing H!Munki-gu from from being a statue, he helps train the Ninjas at Mystery Mountain > The totem was not maintained well by the community > Owl, Panther, and Gator vandalized the totem