Bucky, writing in his diary: day 183. I’m stuck in side what appears to be the “soul realm”, surrounded by creatures of all sorts of species, the likes of which I’ve never seen before. After months of thorough observation, I have concluded that-
Peter: *to the tune of final countdown* IT’S A MENTAL BREAKDOWN
Shuri: *off key kazoo*
Bucky:
Bucky: -there is no intelligent life here
Meet the Midwesterners
And y'all fucking swallowed their shit when they said it was a mistake the first time.
Like, I know he is only eight.
But the movie makes a big deal of saying he an incredibly smart eight year old. MENSA- levels of IQ. Some of those traps were ingenious.
One 911 phone call saying ‘Help me.’ All it would have taken for this whole mess to get sorted.
The police come in, take good care of Kevin till the family arrives. Arrest Harry and Marv.
But, no. Kevin chose the dark path of cruel sadism.
May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨
sending “I hope you get that job” vibes to the people out here tryna get jobs