Great, This Is Really Helping Me Choose Between The Two

I want a story about an Italian vampire.

No romance, no action.

Just 200 pages of “What do you mean, I can’t have garlic? Do you know where I’m from?”

Everyone go home Greta wins

I’ll stop the world and melt with you, you’ve seen the difference and it’s getting better all the time

You don’t summon witches! Witches summon you!

Horror Musical Instrument

In case you aren’t familiar, Michael Scott Moore and David Rohde are both journalists. Moore was held by Somali pirates for 977 days. Rohde was held captive by the Taliban for 7 months after being abducted in Afghanistan.

Happy Holidays

Merry Christmas to my Christian, Catholic, and Santa lovin readers,

Happy Haunkka to my joyful Jewish goofballs,

Blessed Yule to my positive Pagan peeps,

Ramadan Mubarak to my magnificent Muslims,

Habari gani? to my kind Kwanzaa lovers,

Merry Pancha Ganapati to my honored Hindus,

(source)

Merry Newtonmas to my awesome atheists, agnostics, and secular science lovers,

(source in a post by c0nc0rdance on Twitter)

And Happy Holidays to all ^_^

PS: Sorry for those that I could not get gifs to work on/find a safe gif so I had to use screenshots. I tried my best.