Facts.
This is on my History Teacher’s board
Mood
Seeing this on Monday and beyond hyped to enjoy the thrilling yet highly confusing masterpiece that is Cats. Human-feline hybrids performing musical theater. What more could I want from the world?
In other news, reading the reviews for Cats has become my new favorite pastime:
Stop telling children to, “just ignore it.” It makes excuses for bullies and it doesn’t work. It never has. All it does is teach kids that it’s okay for them to walk all over people, and it teaches the kids being bullied that it’s okay for people to treat them that way. Stop it.
My dad: Mike Birbiglia has a new comedy special. Wanna watch it?
Me: Yeah sure!
My dad: Wait I feel like we’ve already seen this one. Who’s the other one who’s a man-child?
Me: John Mulaney?
My dad: Yeah, him.
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