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It happens this year folks…

So I’ve got severe palmar hyperhidrosis (excessive sweating of the hands) and I’m considering going all the way to California to get a relatively new surgery done to help it. I’ve had lots of people tell me it’s stupid to get a surgery for sweaty hands, so let me explain this to you motherfuckers. My hands are literally so sweaty that if I wear gloves and then hold my hand straight up, water will fall out of it. I can hardly ever play my piano because it just turns into a slip and slide. I’ve had to buy elbow length gloves just so I can draw and write without getting the paper soaked. My hands are very difficult to use most of the time. So yeah. The point of this post is, don’t judge people’s medical conditions if you haven’t experienced them. Please and thank you.

You would not believe Bill Nye

If ten million Science Guys

It must suck being a little person at an amusement park. You know when you were a kid and you’d look at the big rides and be like, “One day, I’ll be tall enough to ride those.” They never got to do that. They never got to ride the big rides. Somebody build these people an amusement park.

“I’m losing brain cells because of you kids!”

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