Happy National Coming Out Day

3am thought…

Cats hate water. But cats love fish.

How did cats discover they love fish?

Did they only find out because of humans gave them fish one day?

Cat: wtf is that?

Human: it’s called a fish. It comes from that place you hate. Wanna try some?

Cat: I’m dubious, but okay.

*nibble*

Potentially unpopular opinion but I don’t think we should be combating people who say they’re pro-life for themselves but pro-choice for others. Like they’re on our side so there’s really no need to be argumentative about it. If labeling themselves that makes them feel more comfortable in their views, then just let them.

Best description

Dangerous Dogs Behind “Beware Of Dog” Signs.

Spooky enough for a doot?

Man now that I have to be careful about getting sick I can’t lick my fingers after I eat Cheetos. What a waste of Cheeto dust. -_-

EnCounter - Wearable Interactive Quest

Sometimes you feel like you’re in your own little world. And with EnCounter - Wearable Interactive Quest, you can be. Messages like “daily activity goal reached” or “Congratulations. You moved 10,497 steps” just don’t motivate us, so we developed our wearable technology - EnCounter, a Wearable Interactive Quest. You strap the kit’s bracer to your wrist, and it begins to track your movements. And with a tri-axis accelerometer and gyroscope, GPS, digital compass, and an optical heart-rate monitor, it constantly communicates your physical status back to the free downloadable app (available for iOS and Android) via Bluetooth®. When you’re ready for an adventure, just start moving, and the bracer will respond accordingly. Pop the earpiece in to hear a dramatic description real time. Ascending stairs? We know you can make it up to the crow’s nest on the pirate ship if you just keep climbing. Briskly walking? Perhaps you’re hacking through the wilderness to the legendary Keep on the Borderlands. Keep an eye out for those random encounters, which your EnCounter may throw in if it thinks you could some interval training. And be ready to roll at any time! Inside the app itself, you can fill out your Character Sheet, letting your EnCounter know whether it should be training you to be the party’s tank or making sure you magic users catch up on your sleep to recharge your mana. Oh, and when we say “party,” we mean it. Link up to your friends inside the app, and you can take on challenges as a team, even when your gaming group is scattered across the country or the world.

we’re truly in the weirdest timeline aren’t we