He Brought Me Wendy

Okay so this pic is old news obviously, but what I don’t see people talking about is the fact that Candace Owens is MARRIED. I wanna know why miss family values is holding his arm and looking at him like that. 🤨

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So I’ve got severe palmar hyperhidrosis (excessive sweating of the hands) and I’m considering going all the way to California to get a relatively new surgery done to help it. I’ve had lots of people tell me it’s stupid to get a surgery for sweaty hands, so let me explain this to you motherfuckers. My hands are literally so sweaty that if I wear gloves and then hold my hand straight up, water will fall out of it. I can hardly ever play my piano because it just turns into a slip and slide. I’ve had to buy elbow length gloves just so I can draw and write without getting the paper soaked. My hands are very difficult to use most of the time. So yeah. The point of this post is, don’t judge people’s medical conditions if you haven’t experienced them. Please and thank you.

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For the last time, hating me is not a political view.

Seeing this on Monday and beyond hyped to enjoy the thrilling yet highly confusing masterpiece that is Cats. Human-feline hybrids performing musical theater. What more could I want from the world?

In other news, reading the reviews for Cats has become my new favorite pastime:

In the late 1970s, homosexuality was considered a disease in Sweden. In protest, some people called in sick claiming that they, “felt gay” and couldn’t come in to work.

I would like to add a name. I propose Vincent.