*Candace Flynn Voice* Mom, Donald’s Colluding With Foreign Governments Again!
*Candace Flynn voice* Mom, Donald’s colluding with foreign governments again!
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One time I was sitting under a tree drawing when a huge ball of squirrel shit fell into my notebook. True story.
Y’all ever notice that a lot of men think having any expectation for your partner’s behavior. Like you’ll call your boyfriend and be like, “Hey, so you told me you’d be home by 10:00 and it’s currently 10:30. Just wondering when you’re planning on being home.” And then his friends will think you’re controlling. Like no, I just ask that my boyfriend hold himself to his word or at least let me know when plans change. Sorry if that’s a problem for you.
Everyone cares so much about abused kids until they grow up to be broken adults.
Mood.
Me: ex-gifted kid who has an IQ of 139 and graduated with a 4.0
Also Me: can’t add without counting on my fingers
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