In The State Of Tennessee, It Is Illegal For Someone To Change The Gender Marker On Their Identification

Some rando: You should think about stopping your prescription

Me: My pills make me not want to die tho

They: You shouldn’t want to die, that’s not normal

Me: Yeah that’s why I’m taking my pills

Ugggghhhhh

I don’t wanna pack. Packing is lame.

Mood.

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EnCounter - Wearable Interactive Quest

Sometimes you feel like you’re in your own little world. And with EnCounter - Wearable Interactive Quest, you can be. Messages like “daily activity goal reached” or “Congratulations. You moved 10,497 steps” just don’t motivate us, so we developed our wearable technology - EnCounter, a Wearable Interactive Quest. You strap the kit’s bracer to your wrist, and it begins to track your movements. And with a tri-axis accelerometer and gyroscope, GPS, digital compass, and an optical heart-rate monitor, it constantly communicates your physical status back to the free downloadable app (available for iOS and Android) via Bluetooth®. When you’re ready for an adventure, just start moving, and the bracer will respond accordingly. Pop the earpiece in to hear a dramatic description real time. Ascending stairs? We know you can make it up to the crow’s nest on the pirate ship if you just keep climbing. Briskly walking? Perhaps you’re hacking through the wilderness to the legendary Keep on the Borderlands. Keep an eye out for those random encounters, which your EnCounter may throw in if it thinks you could some interval training. And be ready to roll at any time! Inside the app itself, you can fill out your Character Sheet, letting your EnCounter know whether it should be training you to be the party’s tank or making sure you magic users catch up on your sleep to recharge your mana. Oh, and when we say “party,” we mean it. Link up to your friends inside the app, and you can take on challenges as a team, even when your gaming group is scattered across the country or the world.

“I’m losing brain cells because of you kids!”

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The Great Smudge - Table Cat

Via Lancelot Falk

we’re truly in the weirdest timeline aren’t we

Just saw a viral post that said that no one over 20 should date anyone whose age starts with a one. There is a two year age gap between 19 and 21. Y’all are fucking delusional.