Leon Kennedy Running Away From Mr X

I HATE HOW I AM AT WAR WITH MYSELF OVER WHICH BLONDE MAN I WANT.

Reiner would be perfect because he's so spicy and i love spicy men, but Colt is so sweet and adorable and i could hold him for hours. Zeke is just so sexy and i love that he's older than me but Erwin Smith is so 😩😩. then there's daddy Willy Tybur and GOD WTF I CAN'T CHOOSE.

(Y/N) : I hate 47, fuck that mother fucker. For all I care he can jump off a cliff and I wouldn't even care. If I could kill him he would be dead right about now.

Therapist : You want to fuck him so bad it makes you look stupid

It’s the Heat of the Moment ~•

Look at their flushes , they all have a parallel to them ❤️

What am I to you ?

I wanted to see you ~•

Because I like you .....

...we should just live here together right levi ?

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband is not in bed

She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.

‘What’s the matter, dear’ she whispers as she steps into the room, 'Why are you down here at this time of night

The husband looks up from his coffee, 'It’s the 20th Anniversary of the day we met’.

She can’t believe he has remembered and starts to tear up.

The husband continues, 'Do you remember 20 years ago when we started dating, I was 18 and you were only 16,’ he says solemnly.

Once again, the wife is touched to tears. 'Yes, I do’ she replies.

The husband pauses The words were not coming easily. 'Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car’

'Yes, I remember’ said the wife, lowering herself into the chair beside him.

The husband continued. 'Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, “Either you marry my daughter or I will send you to jail for 20 years’

'I remember that, too’ she replied softly.

He wiped another tear from his cheek and said "I would have gotten out today.”

Twice/Hawks Anon: Have you seen the JJK fanbook translations on Twitter? I thought Mai Zenin & Noritoshi Kamo’s stress source would be their messed-up families, but it’s actually Todo. When you’re so annoying you make several people forget their trauma.

NFKJNFERLJ I HADN’T SEEN THAT 🤣

I’d like to think that Todo does it on purpose and considers it a form of therapy lol.

*TV commercial voice*

Oh you have family trauma? Well don’t worry we have a brand-new form of therapy! Never fear for Todo™ is here! Thanks to Todo™ you can forget all about your lifelong trauma! Parents abandoned you? Family treats you like shit? Who cares about that! Now all you have to worry about is Todo™!

Warning! Side effects can include beatings from Todo™, threats of death from Todo™ and general stress from being in the vicinity of Todo™

What? What do you mean this isn't what you wanted? Well too bad you're still getting a free trial! And we don't accept returns!

Remember when he literally refusing to let a family with kid to get in the car the night apocalypse start, Yeah.

I haven’t finished the game yet but fuck it, let’s talk about Joel’s death here because I’m not over how fucking dirty they did my man. First off, when the fuck has Joel EVER trusted ANYBODY enough to put himself and his loved ones at risk by attempting to save a stranger and then even worse, literally agreeing to go with them??? & not to mention, give his name up???? They made him look like an inexperienced fool. He LEGIT didn’t trust a bitch in the first game. Just, who wrote this mess???? The poor writing of that scene is giving me a headache. If they wanted to kill him off then at least give him an honorable death. @ Naughtydog what were yall thinking???

Reiner: It’s nice to be wanted, you know?

Bertholdt: Not by the law!

Jaws to keep Bertl into place while sleeping  Seems like Porco definitely had to fight sleeping Bertl at some point tho

Why does enji freeze whenever one of his kids need saving

That's a normal human reaction? Like, the same way Kirishima froze before Machia and later Mina?

Especially when it's your child, it must have been a very stressful situation and it was stated that Enji began to overthink

Like, when met with danger it's either fight flight or freeze. Even if Enji is trained to fight, his kid being hurt is way too overwhelming and his body fails to move