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How the different jjk characters would react to you threatening to hit them (affectionately ofc)

Gojo: "don't threaten me with a good time"

Geto: side eyes you and calls you a worthless monkey.

Nanami: walks away bc he doesn't have the time to entertain your bullshit he's employed.

Shoko: would slap you back

Toji: "dont make threats you cant keep woman" but he would stop whatever he's doing bc this is your house and he cant risk being kicked out. (He wouldn't easily find someone else as mentally fucked as you to let him stay rent free)

Choso: would lowk start yapping abt you being similar to yujis very close personal friend megumi.

Sukuna: would set you on fire

Mahito: would turn you into a ping pong ball to use when playing against Kenjaku

Can you tell I made this bc I was inspired by gojo the freak.

you're right I don't (i failed horrendously)

i hope person who invented math is torturing in hell

me four years ago: MARVEL PLEAAAASE BRING AOS BACK INTO THE MAIN MCU TIMELINE. DAISY JOHNSON CAMEO PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

me now: no. don’t touch it. leave it alone

If you like kento nanami, you'd LOVE Preston Burke

fyi i do not “crush” i experience violent, all-consuming devotion and yearning that leaves me physically ill

Obligatory bi-monthly yearning for a relationship post

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GUYS, IM SO HERE FOR THE VAMPIRE RENAISSANCE, GIVE ME MORE LORE ACCURATE VAMPIRES NEOWWWWWW

Stop because some people make me laugh. There's this author on tiktok who read a book that basically says I don't think Shakespeare actually wrote his plays and poems I think a woman who had no title did who could not publish so she used Shakespeares name.

OH MY GOD PEOPLEEE.

She then proceeded to write a book inspired by the aforementioned book again saying that Shakespeare is a woman.

Can we please leave the conspiracy theories alone.

NO ONE WARNED ME THAT FITZ DIES WHAT THE FUCK

I DID NOT SIGN UP FOR THIS

I was listening to The first time in forever reprise, and it struck me how much Elsa and Anna reminded me of Vi and Jinx.

Turns out I've loved angsty sister relationships since I was a kid.