M1ds3ven11 - God Let's Me Live Another Day

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Odysseus: No, you're cuter

Penelope: No, 𝘺𝘰𝘶'𝘳𝘦 cuter

Odysseus: No, 𝙮𝙤𝙪'𝙧𝙚 cuter

Telemachus: There are literally over 100 people dead in our house, guys.

Just a silly lil stupid idea I wanted to share after Ithica saga because lord knows we need it after that

But just imagine after he gets home, Odysseus & Telemachus are playing on the beach & Telemachus decides to run into the water. Ody chases after him, but when he gets to the water’s edge it quickly recedes around him to the point where it’s obvious it’s avoiding him. & to be funny, Telemachus jokes “I think Poseidon’s afraid of you, father”

& without missing a beat, he goes “he doesn’t have to be. I’m home now” & now Telemachus is like 👀👀👀 cause what the hell is THAT supposed to mean

Odysseus just smirks & cups his hands around his mouth & yells something like “I promise I won’t stab you again!” What? He can show off & brag to his son

& then a huge wave crashes straight into Ody & knocks him flat on his ass

Can we talk about how Odysseus is canonly a short king cause Athena keeps on making him "seem taller" so he's more imposing ? It's ridiculously funny

She's legit just calling him short without saying it

My entire musical taste revolves around these two. I'm not complaining; I love listening to it with edits

stoooop I was just looking at the lyrics for "I can't help but wonder" and the first lines are like this "Father?" "Son." ITS A QUESTION FOR TELEMACHUS BUT NOT FOR ODY AHHHHHHHH

i literally love when people realize positive reinforcement works like yes its so silly isnt it. but it literally works humans love juice reward too

Watching the minecaft movie.

Lets see how this goes