Takes A Guy Who's Obsessed With Saving People Even If It Risks His Life And A Guy Who Is Literally Allergic

petting my cat in careful non-rhythmic patterns to avoid being bitten like the fremen sandwalking to avoid shai hulud

please enjoy this "vintage movie poster" I saw in a dream which was so funny to my subconscious that I immediately woke myself up to write it down for later

Winter Nocturne by Mariusz Lewandowski

when my parents' cats are nice to me: "aww it's because they smell your cat"

when my parents' cats are mean to me: "ah, it's because they smell your cat"

honestly they're probably right tho

And when Hebrews said that Jesus "taste[d] death for every man" and I Corinthians said "Death is swallowed up in victory" and "The last enemy that shall be destroyed is death."

When the Apostle Paul said “Where, O Death, is your victory? Where, O Death, is your sting?” and John Donne said “Death, be not proud,” and the Arcadian Wild said “May you know Death lost already,” and

after a lifetime of hearing about aragorn but not reading the books or watching the movies, genuinely nothing could have prepared me for his actual introduction. the hobbits picked this man out of a dumpster. he is a textbook softspoken angst prince and he is covered in dirt and he probably smells so bad. he’s the coolest man alive and is so casual about it. his number one skill is Knowing Where They Are and his number two skill is Having A Horrible Destiny That Torments Him. tolkien got it in one i’m afraid aragorn son of arathorn you are the guy of all time

There are two remaining sources of stability in this timeline. Waffle House and Tony Hawk. If either of them falls, chaos will reign.